This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time
Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'
OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
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