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7 years 47 weeks ago, 3:53 PM


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Aug 2008
Fort Walton Beach, Florida, United States
Sex and old age

This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern
where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do
it for old time's sake?'

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these
two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and
make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she
leans against the fence, the old man moves in..

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud
noises and moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is
still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to
ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
'Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'

Patrolman Kato
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
7 years 47 weeks ago, 6:39 PM


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President Pro Temp
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Dec 2008
commiefornia, United States

Pkato you are on a roll!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
7 years 47 weeks ago, 7:24 PM


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Nov 2008
New England Territory


I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
7 years 47 weeks ago, 8:52 PM

greg az

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Secretary of Homeland Security
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New York, NY, Ascension Island

Very Very funny pard, you'r on a roll

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.

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