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6 years 20 weeks ago, 3:36 PM

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Sex In The Shower?

Sex In The Shower?

In a recent survey carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Brut',
people from Chicago, Illinois have proved to be the most likely to
have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, 86% of Chicago 's inner city residents (almost all of
whom are registered Democrats) said that they have enjoyed sex in the
shower.

The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.

6 years 20 weeks ago, 3:52 PM

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The smell

The way it smell's in Chicago I didn't think any one showered !!!

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6 years 20 weeks ago, 4:11 PM

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I have only been to Chicago one time and that was a 30 minute, too long, layover at O'Hare. I have never been to Boston and I never will.

6 years 20 weeks ago, 4:25 PM

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I worked in Chicago for a few weeks and hated every second of it. There are some real ass holes up there. I dont care if I never go north of the Mason Dixon line again !!

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6 years 20 weeks ago, 7:15 PM

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Wonder why Samd is the most respected mamber of 2008. Good one Sam.

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6 years 20 weeks ago, 7:20 PM

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Nitris I Thank You

and that wonderful dog, that is grinning like a skunk eatin' garbage! LOL
Hush you Muskies!

6 years 20 weeks ago, 7:29 PM

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Chicago?

I was stationed at Great Lakes and took the train to Chicago--in uniform. I was a very naive sitting duck who was just lucky. Staying at the O'Hare Hilton to and from going overseas is very pleasant, though. You don't have to go outside.

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6 years 20 weeks ago, 8:05 PM

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im curious

glock-man, what part of chicago did you visit? or did the whole city smell to you? what did it smell like? when you trash someones hometown be more specific please.so we chicagoans all can lose sleep over it.......ps Sam I loved the shower comment lolol. ill pass it on to my asshole neighbors.lolol

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6 years 20 weeks ago, 12:19 PM

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A few blocks west

ebear,A few blocks west off I-90 at a place that we installed metal stamping/ cutting equipment.That general area had a oder to me, I guess that I am use to the clean country air. The ass holes were the company emplyees that we were training....something about the union they belonged to had them pissed. No dissrespect is meant to you or all of Chicago.

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6 years 20 weeks ago, 1:06 PM

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Chicago

I here that evey store has been knocked over at least once. Plus ive never been to chicago..............STOP YELLING AT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 years 19 weeks ago, 8:40 PM

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Interesting

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
6 years 19 weeks ago, 11:36 PM

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Chicago was not cool at all. The people were real fake. Acted like they were overly intelectual. Real plastic. Kinda bragging about their education, cars, wifes tit job, house.....can not stand fake people. Want you to believe they make more money than they really do are more educated than you.
It was a hard 11 weeks. Remeber guys, if you need to get a PHD in order to make your selfesteem good move to Chicago. Very trendy superfcial cock mongers....needing to complete themselves by trying to convince themself they are better than you becuase they went to grad school.

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6 years 19 weeks ago, 7:19 AM

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well jerry springer is there so it cant smell all that good.

Confucious say: Go to bed itchy asshole, wake up stinky pinky
6 years 19 weeks ago, 10:51 AM

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to each his own

Demo, don't know what to say... but most rape victims never go back to the scene of the crime.They tend to blame the whole area...Atleast you did'nt get herpes.And I quite enjoy other men's wives fake titties..Oh well.. more for me....Ever notice how all the guests on Jerry Springer have that Southern drawl??? hmmmm....never-mind

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6 years 19 weeks ago, 11:17 AM

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ebear sorry

for blowing up this shit storm. I thought it was a cute joke. Some people just get to overwhelmed.

6 years 19 weeks ago, 11:19 AM

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samd

no worries.it was a great article as most of yours are.you know me i love a good fight.lololSomeone has to show Cold front how its done!!!!lol

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