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6 years 25 weeks ago, 11:56 AM

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Short and sweet

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries
to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat,
she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great....Some asshole's got my pen!'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
6 years 25 weeks ago, 11:58 AM

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Nice

I Love Nurse Jokes

"A free people ought to be armed." - George Washington
6 years 25 weeks ago, 11:58 AM

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I'm going home!

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6 years 25 weeks ago, 11:59 AM

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Bye Vaq

Take care and stay safe

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