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2 years 37 weeks ago, 4:57 PM

HampsterW

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I broke down and bought myself a 'smart phone', LG Optimus, Optimum..whatever!......I'll tell you what, the fukkin phone is smarter than I am......:-(

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 6:14 PM

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HampsterW wrote:
I broke down and bought myself a 'smart phone', LG Optimus, Optimum..whatever!......I'll tell you what, the fukkin phone is smarter than I am......:-(

They call them that, but I honestly think it's just a name. I'm 90% sure my smartphone has downs syndrome....

2 years 37 weeks ago, 11:01 PM

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This one got me laughing.. so how do you know when you have a "gaytarded" smart phone..

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 12:28 AM

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gaytarded smart phone

could that be when you decide to keister stash your phone?

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 6:34 AM

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Greg and I happen to have a PhD in keistering, and let me tell you something, it's not to be sniffed at.

2 years 37 weeks ago, 12:56 PM

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PHD stuff..

Matt's got me cracking up (how wrong is that word choice) yep were Doctors of keistering.. You guys can't believe what an inmate (notice no caps Matt) can get up there.. Half the time they will put a string on fore said keistered item.. "bend over and spread em".. actually thats not said as much as ok dude "do the deed".. at which point the inmate.. or group of them if you're receiving and strip searching a work party..

You know you have your doctorate when you've gotten past the embarrassment of the whole thing and do your job.. Thats not just looking at the (cant help this one) "hole" picture (got a million of em) "butt" (see told ya) actually spend time looking for the string.. This is called "rectus stringus" and a CO with a doctorate in keistering can tell by the inmates attitude if their "carrying"..

Matt will tell you that this is NOT the fun part of the job.. sorta like pat downs.. which are worthless.. Your turn to gross em out Matt.. tell them about "dry cells" buddy..

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2 years 37 weeks ago, 1:21 PM

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got me laughing here.

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2 years 36 weeks ago, 3:47 PM

greg az

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Or did the dry cell memorys make you sick.. Guys when an inmate is known to have drugs their put in a dry cell (no water to make the toilet flush) till they shit.. then everyone gets to draw straws to see who has to "examine" said ca ca.. or is that ka ka.. what ever dry cell watches are one of the really unpleasant parts of a CO's job..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.

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