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5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:56 AM

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you need this Smith and Wesson welding helmet to protect your squash!

http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?cat...

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 26 weeks ago, 10:01 AM

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Nice helmet

Only problem is that Snake is so poor, that he couldn't buy a low cut dress for a hummingbird...

5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:36 PM

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lol

im sure you can find a bee keeper's helmet cheap on E-Bay

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:38 PM

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anything bigger than his BB gun

5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:39 PM

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yeah

a lil tea cup....with a maxi-pad inside

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:40 PM

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tea cup?

a thimble with some dandelion fuzz!

5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:41 PM

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nope

i heard snake had an inflamed clitoris

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:45 PM

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ebare and so was

his wife pissed too... We tried to get her to post a pic, but she told Snake, now way!

5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:47 PM

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mabey snake

needs to inflate her first

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:51 PM

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disciplinary action, AGAIN!!

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:53 PM

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LLE

Samd started it

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 3:21 PM

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When you get to our ages, you will too, but until then, do as we say, NOT as we do!!LMBFAO

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
5 years 26 weeks ago, 3:23 PM

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LLE

does "LMBFAO" mean....
laughing my BALD f'ing ass off?

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 3:32 PM

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for me, it means "Laughing My Big Fat Ass Off".

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:49 PM

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LOL I hope he has

a fast drying patch kit and pecker track remover.... Bad visuals here!

5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:51 PM

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ok

i just launched lunch

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5 years 26 weeks ago, 1:52 PM

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INCOMING INCOMING

DUCK

5 years 26 weeks ago, 3:13 PM

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Hey!!!

Why is people pickin' on the sneaky freind? I didnt do nothing.

5 years 26 weeks ago, 3:17 PM

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sneaky fiend

I was just tryin to protect your melon! they don't make em like you anymore, so I was just trying to preserve the species

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 26 weeks ago, 3:28 PM

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Reaper308

I know. Thanks for lookin out for me. Im truly one of a kind breed.

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