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6 years 19 weeks ago, 10:16 AM

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A Soldier and a Nun

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the two MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ...'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'

6 years 19 weeks ago, 10:31 AM

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lol, a close encounter with a teabagging

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6 years 19 weeks ago, 10:32 AM

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Hah hah hah

I'm an MP. That's funny.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
6 years 19 weeks ago, 10:37 AM

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what is the funniest thing you snagged somebody for?

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