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7 years 49 weeks ago, 10:55 AM


Pkato's picture

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Aug 2008
Fort Walton Beach, Florida, United States

To my wife, I'm sorry. I fucked up but I'm not changing so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.

To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.

To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. Fuck all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again.

To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You motherfuckers come out ripping me when I've put more fucking money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-fucking-Parnavik? Give me a fucking break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.

That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh and Bambi, if you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.

Patrolman Kato
Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself.
They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone
under independence. -- George Washington
7 years 49 weeks ago, 1:12 PM


ecaman's picture

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Jul 2009
Payson, UT, United States

Pkato, this is really good! Everyone knows that this is what he really believes - and with justification. The fucker is the best golfer in the world, and maybe the best there's ever been. So he's a chicken chaser - what the hell? As far as I'm concerned, that's his business and none of mine.
I've never really liked the arrogant son of a bitch, but I have to give him his due.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
7 years 49 weeks ago, 2:17 PM


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Nov 2008
New England Territory
tiger woods is awesome

whatever happens he is still the best golfer period, matter of fact i like him more now lol, he is the main man!

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!

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