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4 years 4 days ago, 6:09 AM

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Morning my happy, cheerful, bright eyed & bushy tailed friends. I know, SHUT UP LARRY!!!
Coffee is on & it's good, grab a cup & pull up a sit down. Here's a little corny something for ya all.

> BAD Parrot
> A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The
> parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
>
> Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious
> and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to
> change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only
> polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could
> think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
>
> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
> The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the
> parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation,
> threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the
> freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked
> and screamed.
> Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
> for over a minute.
>
> Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened
> the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out
> onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I
> may have offended you with my rude language and
> actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my
> inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do
> everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
>
> John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
>
> As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a
> dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very
> softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
>
>
> HAPPY THANKSGIVING (Early)
>

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4 years 4 days ago, 6:39 AM

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I'll have

2 chocolate donuts please

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4 years 4 days ago, 6:43 AM

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Mornin CW

Man after my own heart. Dog gone it, now I'm thinking about heading to the donut shop?????

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4 years 4 days ago, 6:45 AM

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COLD BLOODED

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4 years 4 days ago, 6:48 AM

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That's OK CW.

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4 years 4 days ago, 6:40 AM

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Quite a ramble Larry. Off to the pot, coffee pot that is. BRB

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4 years 4 days ago, 6:46 AM

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Mornin Manu

Yea, right, OK, "Coffee Pot" got ya??? LMAO. Yea I know, pretty corny, but I just couldn't help it at that hour??? Remember now, it takes my one living brain cell a little while to get wound up??

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4 years 4 days ago, 6:48 AM

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Morning guys

just bring me the whole pot (of coffee).

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4 years 4 days ago, 6:49 AM

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Mornin Vaq

I feel the same way this morning, just cant get the old rubber band wound tight enough today??

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4 years 4 days ago, 6:54 AM

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I don't drink the stuff.
I'll have an ice cold coke please

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4 years 4 days ago, 6:56 AM

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Thanks CW

You and my BH would get along good until it got down to the last coke.

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4 years 4 days ago, 6:59 AM

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are like cigs, never down to the last one

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:24 AM

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That's the way it is here with my wife & her Caffeine free cokes & Pomegranate / Strawberry tea.

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:34 AM

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I doesn't look very good down there.
Someone in the government is going
to have to "Man UP' and take control
of that situation. over 9,000 murdered
so far this year.

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:35 AM

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Mornin guy's,

who's got the pot? let's stoke up the joint...................Larry's coffee club that is, what were you thinking????...........Bunch of pot heads......Sheesh!

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:43 AM

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Mornin Hamp

sorry I missed you last night, how's it going?
Yea Manu tried to cover up this thing with the pot??? I didn't buy it LOL

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:51 AM

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yeah, I turned in early last night, calling ebra a cock sucker takes a lot out of ya'....LOL

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:44 AM

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Morning Hamp

'bout time you got here! LOL
ebra, ebra!! HA HA HA!

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:37 AM

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Why is it that Juarez is the most dangerous city in Mexico, but Phoenix has more fallout from the drug wars than El Paso? It just doesn't make sense to me.

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:40 AM

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people get hooked and will do anything for a fix.
To hell with tomorrow

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:37 AM

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Be very clear on that

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:38 AM

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Morning Hamp

The Quiet Bunch this morning. No herb but a lot of talk about donuts.

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:41 AM

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the conversation. It's your soap box
get up there

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:41 AM

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It's not good here, things are REAL bad & contrary to popular belief, there getting worse.
Feds are still doing the same old same old, pussy footing around & handing out miniature band aids, & trying to sue AZ for attempting to take care of ourselves. The amazing thing is, the fed's have let what ever foreign country that wants to, to join in & also file there own law suits against AZ over this immigration thing. It's bad enough here in the Valley, I really feel sorry for Sam right down on the front lines.

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:54 AM

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it out with the Fed's and pray that we get some form of Government that takes this crisis seriously in the near future!!!

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:58 AM

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Hey, I'm there

If they ever say, come on armed citizens with any experience, I AM THERE!! Even a screwed up as I am now, I can & will still take care of business..

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:47 AM

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Sound's like

the munchies to me.........On the subject of drugs, my ex got hooked on that meth and lost everything she ever had including two kid's, CW's right, once hooked it's Devil be damned until they hit rock bottom or it kills them.........I'll stick to Budweiser thanks!

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:52 AM

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Yep

My X went down the same road, & is still there. As far as I am concerned, that's where she needs to stay!!

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:47 AM

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and a few more might be out on their ears
before this is all over. See how they vote
as to if they get to stay and how many more
will go soon. The one up top needs to go
real soon.

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:50 AM

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No doubt

in my mind CW, get them gone ASAP. Pelosie & Obama Lamma Ding Dong on an uncharted deserted island with a dull butter knife sounds good to me???

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:52 AM

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about armed citizen patrols in Az.
Anyone have more info on that ?
Kick the feds out and mabe get something
fixed down on the border

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4 years 4 days ago, 7:56 AM

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I am not sure if there still there or not.
I know one group either folded up & went home or was, shall we say, quietly but forcefully urged to do so??? Sam would be the one with all the up to date on that.

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:01 AM

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Border war

Not quite up to snuff today. So I'll leave the pontificating to ya'll. Office Thanksgiving lunch today as well so I need to run home soon and make raosted new potatoes.

I will offer this:

As Sarah said - they have no cajones. We need someone with big brass ones in office and who is not afraid to use them. We should take the most strict counrties immigration law and say we are going impose that law if it works for them or else just Mexicos since that would be enough. And FUCK all these other countries that are suing AZ.

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:03 AM

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I hear eggs cooking

empty belly needs a refill lol

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:05 AM

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My Man Manu!!!

Thank's for that Manu, Sarah is 100% right. Hey, I'll take a nice big pan of those new taters.
OK, OK, WHAT CAN I SAY?? after all that donut talk????

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:08 AM

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Thought Greg was

gonna be here with us bright & early this morning???
It's that nice warm blankie thing, he aint fooling me!! LMAO.
Getting pretty chilly up his way right about now.

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:10 AM

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Morning Adam, How's the famous firearms fondler doing this morning?? LOL
Grab a cup & pull up a sit down. & NO, I AINT GOT NO DONUTS!!!!!! Ha, Ha

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:12 AM

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pull up a chair.
Yep Larry, greg's idea of "early" seems to be noonish. LOL

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:18 AM

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LMAO

Well, Cant say as I blame him?????

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:16 AM

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Morning all

Hows everyone today? Manu dont try to fool us your just "hungry" after the "coffee pot" LOL
I would love to see Gov. Brewer starte the ball rolling on the discussion of seccesion since they have no help from feds in controling this invasion at the border she has a right to defend her state that may get some attention, as a govenor doesnt she have the power to deploy the AZNG to the border?

4 years 4 days ago, 8:22 AM

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BTW who is handling the coffee IVs today? LOL

4 years 4 days ago, 8:26 AM

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Me,Me, Me

Yea sure, how much ya want, what kind ya want, where ya want it, Black or ?? large, med small
paper or plastic, sugar or sweet & low, creamer or milk.
I need decaf!!!!!!

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:24 AM

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Might as well

Hell, Our (so called) OWN Fed Gov is suing us, Our own fed Gov is allowing any foreign country that pleases to join in &/or file there own suite, our own Fed Gov pat's us on the back with one hand & sticks a knife in us with the other?? How much more is it going to take for us to see that
(Our Own) Government doesn't give a hill of beans about us?? So since they don't & most likely never will, lets take care of our self's???? Yea I know, this kind of talk will open up one hell of a shit storm?? But look what kind of a "shit storm" we have now!!!

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:33 AM

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Those high colonics can be a pain in the ass...lol

4 years 4 days ago, 8:37 AM

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Morning Sam

Just read this on foxnews.com Good for you Texas!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/11/18/americas-war-texas-mounts-counterin...

4 years 4 days ago, 8:51 AM

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Right on Texas

Go get em boys.

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4 years 4 days ago, 9:04 AM

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Great article Bauer

"President Barack Obama and Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano have recently said the Mexican border is more secure now than it has been in 20 years, but some along this border strongly disagree."

Obama and Napolitano wouldn't know a secure boarder if it kicked them in the ass!

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:40 AM

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Morning R3

Will check it out. I too am in news gathering mode...

4 years 4 days ago, 8:45 AM

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What needs to happen

is all of the states need to secede from Washington D.C.......

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:50 AM

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Hamp

You know there will be another civil war, it will not be north versus south but Patriots fighting against those who support the taking of our God given rights as stated in the Bill of Rights and Constituton

4 years 4 days ago, 8:56 AM

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Im out for a while be back later

4 years 4 days ago, 8:58 AM

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See ya

Later Adam

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4 years 4 days ago, 8:57 AM

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R3 & Hamp

These things are exactly what needs to happen. Problem is, now days, I really doubt that ENOUGH have the guts or resolve to do it. That, & the fact that the Gov / military, have become so powerful, & so wired in to our every day life's, there would not be much of a chance from the get go. That being said, Where do I join!!!!!!!

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4 years 4 days ago, 9:49 AM

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OK my friends

Gotta go, another appointment today, then gonna go stomp around the river bottom with momma for a while & call it a walk?? When Greg shows up tell him "early, don't mean noon" LOL
See ya all later.

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4 years 4 days ago, 9:57 AM

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man did i sleep well last night.. tired wasn't even the word.. been up for a bit just lota stuff to do around here..

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