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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:21 AM

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Sorry Lee, Got that Geezer thing real bad this morning I guess. LOL

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:24 AM

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Morning Fellas

How ya'll doing

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:25 AM

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Geezer

How do you think I feel, sitting here waiting on the coffee when the women are everywhere!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:27 AM

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LMFAO

Sorry old buddy, you must have that Geezer thing this morning also?? You got a key, remember???? :LMAO

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:31 AM

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OH!

Thats what that key fits.......I forgot.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:34 AM

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Yep

You been at that desk to long!!!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:26 AM

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Mornin Jeff

How ya doing? Pretty good here, I woke up again!!!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:27 AM

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Good morning to all!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:29 AM

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Vaquero what the temp?

here it's 7 degrees nice and balmy

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:32 AM

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We got a balmy 36 f here.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:35 AM

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up to 15 to day we have a total of 8 to10 inches of snow in may area yeasterday morning

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:37 AM

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Here in Az

it's 45 right now headed for 80 today.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:38 AM

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Mark

Sounds like yer gonna need to join greg's blankie brigade.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:41 AM

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Vaquero

well aleast a elec blanket, LOL waiting for the lakes to freeze so i can go fishing

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:44 AM

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Ice fishing

That's just one of those things that I cannot relate to. My simple southern mind can't make sense of it.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:49 AM

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set a protabale 4' by 8 ' shack over the hole turn on the heater start drinking and fishing but to be safe if ice is 6 inches thick walk out ,over 12 inches thick drive to the shack.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:53 AM

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Ice fishing

I think I got it.
It's deer hunting without the deer.
A rod instead of a rifle.
OK, still sounds a bit chilly though.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:50 AM

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Are you nut's????

Ice fishing?? Just cant wrap my mind around that one at all?????

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:57 AM

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yeah but its fun

and after a few drinks and freash fish you dont care

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 9:02 AM

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??????? Yea Right,

Bull Shit I wouldn't care!!!! Nope, no way, no how!!! Somethin wrong with you Ice guy's!!!
All your ducks don't go quack quack on the water!!! CAUSE THERE FRIGGIN BEAKS ARE FROZE SHUT!!!!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:30 AM

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I'm doing well

Went to the gun show and found a real beaut

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:31 AM

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what did u find jeff

??

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:33 AM

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Jeff

do tell!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:33 AM

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A deal

Mossberg 500A with 18 1/2 in barrel, Flashlight, Laser for 200 bucks

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:35 AM

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A deal is right

Cant beat that one with a stick.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:34 AM

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8 or 9 round mag?

Sounds like a steal man! congrats!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:36 AM

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cool jeff

12 ga?

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:37 AM

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I know

I couldn't let it pass by me

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:38 AM

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Yes

12ga

If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:39 AM

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sweet

my wife bought a youth a year and a half ago for 230.00 new

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:41 AM

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I want a 20ga

for my youngest girl.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:40 AM

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Mossy 500

Jeff, what finish? Matte black or custom?
Aw heck, just show it to us. pleeeeeese!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:40 AM

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Hang on

posting a pic for it

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:46 AM

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Jeff

If it aint too late, start us a shotty thread. I'll follow.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:47 AM

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Vaq

Here's some comedy for ya this morning, The guy & his girl with the 243, there staying across the way from me with his brother.
Guess brother has finally got fed up with the crap & told them to get. Anyway, last night, the guy sends his girl over here,
wanted to know if "there was anyway, I could see my way clear to LOAN, him the $ to get his rifle out of pawn"
I thought I was gonna die laughing, I told her to tell HIM to come & ask so I could bitch slap his ass, She didn't know what to say & walked off.
The brother came over & apologized, said he has tried & tried & now he's done. Hey, Mr, White was absolutely right,"You cant fix stupid"
Anyway, just thought you might get a kick out of that, we sure did!!!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:51 AM

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Larry LOL

holy shit talk about balls LOL has to send his old lady over " wimp" either way thought damn

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:53 AM

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Mark

No, Ball LESS is more like it!!!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 8:49 AM

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Larry

Wow! a couple of real winners there. Stupid and shameless!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 9:27 AM

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Later guys

I'm gonna go dirty some dishes.
Bacon and eggs over easy.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 9:27 AM

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Sounds good

Enjoy

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 9:30 AM

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See ya all later. Hey Mark..........STAY WARM!!!!!! LMAO

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 9:33 AM

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Bye all

have a great day

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 10:14 AM

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Ok you southerners

Let me explain ice fishing to you. Here in the colde northern areas in the winter very little to do as for manly things like hunting and fishing, so if we hunt and it aint deer season its small game like rabbit or squirrel, but they tend to be really good at hiding. So when all else fails and you get the urge (here its around Jan before water is hard enough) we go Ice fishing, now there are diffrent degrees of Ice fisherman as there are Deer hunters, you have the guys that drill the hole, sit on an inverted 5gal bucket and spend the day out there on the ice, then there are the next set those who have the half shelters that block the wind otherwise they are like the above mentioned guys, finally there are the modern guys that have the portable shelters that can fit anywhere from 2 -6 people a cooler a heater and comfortable seats they can get so warm you can take off your jacket and still be comfortable. That is ice fishing 101.

3 years 33 weeks ago, 10:43 AM

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Uh, here in Kali, we just go to Ralphs!

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 10:53 AM

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you foregot option 4#

invite southern boys up,have them chip hole in ice big enough to put boat in! Believe me,if they are dumb enough to come up here in the winter,they will chip the ice. you can walk on 2 inchs of ice pretty easy and a buddy of mine always wants to be the first guy out on the ice,if there's no snow then walking on ice is like walking on water,you can see the bottom and weeds and shit and i get an adrenaline dump about every 3 steps,just last night some poor bastard dropped thru the ice and drowned riding his ATV on a lake,now it's to early for that ATV riding and God does sort out the stupid up here.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 11:03 AM

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I keep hearing a story about a guy who drove out on a frozen lake bed with a suburban, the deal was they were going to blow a hole in the ice so he has dynamite.(obviously has a lot of beer, friends, and dogs as well) Story is he caps and throws a stick, and next thing you know one of the dogs has jumped out of the back of the suburban and is running after the dynamite.. To make matters worse as soon as the dog gets the stick he beats feet back to the suburban, and instead of just bringing it to the owner gets scared cause there all yelling at him, and goes to cover.. UNDER THE SUBURBAN..

I'm thinking there's no way, and every way this could happen.. Sorta like the old boy that goes to take a "sitdown" in the camper the wife is driving there in the middle of nowhere.. she stops at a light in the town square, and just as he opens the back door of the camper half in and half out of the campers porta potty she guns it from the light and leaves him in the town square with his pants around his ankles.. Again one of those no way, and yet every way sorta things..

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 5:27 PM

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Mythbusters did show on this in their winter myths special

3 years 33 weeks ago, 11:52 AM

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Morning Padre! i heard the same urban myth. They talked about it on a tv show at some point in the last year or so, maybe Mythbusters.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 1:41 PM

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nerve wracking sons a bitchs,i'm scratching my head here.You can't get dynamite here,although when i built my first fish house,i payed for it by renting out the basement to a couple guys from Iowa.They wanted to get in on some early season ice fishing.

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3 years 33 weeks ago, 3:38 PM

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He was all charged up about going "native".. One of those guys who had a subscription to National Geographic magazine..(great mag had a subscription in later years) Anyway he did the whole native culture thing, lot of pictures everywhere we went, did the Angkor Wat temple thing in Thailand (this had just been opened to foreigners, and only the O's went) while everybody else was chasing bar girls..

Guess he expected they were going to weave there own nets first or something, the only thing i remember is he came back disappointed from his "expedition".. said they went out from shore about 100 yards, he's expecting there going to go further, and the fisherman are like "you crazy american... get deep, you drown".. this cracked me up he was waiting for them to throw there nets and they toss a stick of dynamite over the side.. BLAM.. fish come floating to the surface.. so "sad" when progress comes to third world nations..

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