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How ya'll doing

How do you think I feel, sitting here waiting on the coffee when the women are everywhere!

How ya doing? Pretty good here, I woke up again!!!

Good morning to all!

here it's 7 degrees nice and balmy

Went to the gun show and found a real beaut

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do tell!

Mossberg 500A with 18 1/2 in barrel, Flashlight, Laser for 200 bucks

Sounds like a steal man! congrats!

12 ga?

I couldn't let it pass by me

12ga

my wife bought a youth a year and a half ago for 230.00 new

Jeff, what finish? Matte black or custom?
Aw heck, just show it to us. pleeeeeese!

posting a pic for it

If it aint too late, start us a shotty thread. I'll follow.

Here's some comedy for ya this morning, The guy & his girl with the 243, there staying across the way from me with his brother.
Guess brother has finally got fed up with the crap & told them to get. Anyway, last night, the guy sends his girl over here,
wanted to know if "there was anyway, I could see my way clear to LOAN, him the $ to get his rifle out of pawn"
I thought I was gonna die laughing, I told her to tell HIM to come & ask so I could bitch slap his ass, She didn't know what to say & walked off.
The brother came over & apologized, said he has tried & tried & now he's done. Hey, Mr, White was absolutely right,"You cant fix stupid"
Anyway, just thought you might get a kick out of that, we sure did!!!

Wow! a couple of real winners there. Stupid and shameless!

I'm gonna go dirty some dishes.
Bacon and eggs over easy.

Enjoy

See ya all later. Hey Mark..........STAY WARM!!!!!! LMAO

have a great day

Let me explain ice fishing to you. Here in the colde northern areas in the winter very little to do as for manly things like hunting and fishing, so if we hunt and it aint deer season its small game like rabbit or squirrel, but they tend to be really good at hiding. So when all else fails and you get the urge (here its around Jan before water is hard enough) we go Ice fishing, now there are diffrent degrees of Ice fisherman as there are Deer hunters, you have the guys that drill the hole, sit on an inverted 5gal bucket and spend the day out there on the ice, then there are the next set those who have the half shelters that block the wind otherwise they are like the above mentioned guys, finally there are the modern guys that have the portable shelters that can fit anywhere from 2 -6 people a cooler a heater and comfortable seats they can get so warm you can take off your jacket and still be comfortable. That is ice fishing 101.

Uh, here in Kali, we just go to Ralphs!

invite southern boys up,have them chip hole in ice big enough to put boat in! Believe me,if they are dumb enough to come up here in the winter,they will chip the ice. you can walk on 2 inchs of ice pretty easy and a buddy of mine always wants to be the first guy out on the ice,if there's no snow then walking on ice is like walking on water,you can see the bottom and weeds and shit and i get an adrenaline dump about every 3 steps,just last night some poor bastard dropped thru the ice and drowned riding his ATV on a lake,now it's to early for that ATV riding and God does sort out the stupid up here.

I keep hearing a story about a guy who drove out on a frozen lake bed with a suburban, the deal was they were going to blow a hole in the ice so he has dynamite.(obviously has a lot of beer, friends, and dogs as well) Story is he caps and throws a stick, and next thing you know one of the dogs has jumped out of the back of the suburban and is running after the dynamite.. To make matters worse as soon as the dog gets the stick he beats feet back to the suburban, and instead of just bringing it to the owner gets scared cause there all yelling at him, and goes to cover.. UNDER THE SUBURBAN..

I'm thinking there's no way, and every way this could happen.. Sorta like the old boy that goes to take a "sitdown" in the camper the wife is driving there in the middle of nowhere.. she stops at a light in the town square, and just as he opens the back door of the camper half in and half out of the campers porta potty she guns it from the light and leaves him in the town square with his pants around his ankles.. Again one of those no way, and yet every way sorta things..

Morning Padre! i heard the same urban myth. They talked about it on a tv show at some point in the last year or so, maybe Mythbusters.

nerve wracking sons a bitchs,i'm scratching my head here.You can't get dynamite here,although when i built my first fish house,i payed for it by renting out the basement to a couple guys from Iowa.They wanted to get in on some early season ice fishing.

He was all charged up about going "native".. One of those guys who had a subscription to National Geographic magazine..(great mag had a subscription in later years) Anyway he did the whole native culture thing, lot of pictures everywhere we went, did the Angkor Wat temple thing in Thailand (this had just been opened to foreigners, and only the O's went) while everybody else was chasing bar girls..

Guess he expected they were going to weave there own nets first or something, the only thing i remember is he came back disappointed from his "expedition".. said they went out from shore about 100 yards, he's expecting there going to go further, and the fisherman are like "you crazy american... get deep, you drown".. this cracked me up he was waiting for them to throw there nets and they toss a stick of dynamite over the side.. BLAM.. fish come floating to the surface.. so "sad" when progress comes to third world nations..