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Cops probe bizarre sexual assault in South Side
BY DAVID SINGLETON (STAFF WRITER)
Published: March 17, 2010

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The Meadow Avenue parking lot where the alleged sexual assault occurred. (Google Street View photo)

City detectives are investigating an unusual sexual assault last week in South Scranton.

A man picked up a teenage girl outside her residence and drove her to a supermarket parking lot, where he told her to sign his penis with a pen, police said.

The incident was similar to one reported on Cedar Avenue about eight months ago, according to a Detective Division press release.

The latest incident was reported by the 16-year-old victim on Friday, police said.

The girl told police she was outside her residence last Thursday when a red minivan pulled up and the driver, who identified himself as Tony and said he was from Allentown, invited her to get into the vehicle. They drove to the parking lot of Gerrity's on Meadow Avenue, where they went into the rear of the van and the man told her to sign his penis with an ink pen, police said.

The man then returned the girl to her home.

The suspect was described as about 35 years old, tall, with a thin build and brown hair. He was wearing a blue button-down shirt, black pants and black shoes.

The victim described the minivan as fire-truck red in color, with tinted windows in the back and a "lot of garbage" inside. The man told her it was his brother's van.

In the earlier incident, which was reported in July, a man driving a gold minivan who said he was from the Allentown area asked a woman in the 700 block of Cedar Avenue to sign his penis after stopping to ask her for directions. The woman told police the driver tried to force her into the vehicle when she refused.

Police asked anyone with information about the suspect to contact detectives at 348-4139.

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6 years 19 weeks ago, 1:26 PM

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There are some

real sick fucks out there.

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6 years 19 weeks ago, 1:42 PM

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about the guy who has "I love you" tattooed on his Johnson. He thought his wife would appreciate it, but instead she gets angry. He doesn't understand and asks her to explain. She says she does everything for him, cooks his meals, washes his clothes and nothing is enough. And now he wants to put words in her mouth.

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6 years 19 weeks ago, 1:46 PM

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HA HA HA HA

Good one Schuyler.

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6 years 19 weeks ago, 2:24 PM

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I remember in the military a guy made a lot of cash betting he had your name written on his dick
he would tell the guy I bet I have your name written on my dick...............won everytime.

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6 years 19 weeks ago, 8:12 PM

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Another tatoo joke

A guy goes to a tatoo parlor and has a fifty dollar bill tattooed on his dick. He goes home and shows his wife. She askes why he would do such a thing, and he says to her.Well honey next time you want to go to the store and blow 50 bucks you can stay home and save the trip.

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6 years 19 weeks ago, 9:02 PM

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another one

2 female roomates were discussing an upcoming date

the first girl says to the second one
"better watch out for that fella,i hear he has TEX tattooed on his dick."

late that night the roomie returned from her date and said

" well he's a tiger alright,and as for the tattoo,it really says TEXARKANA TEXAS"

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN

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