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7 years 40 weeks ago, 11:37 AM

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When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

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The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

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A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

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After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus-stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.

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An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious injuries. Asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."

The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would not compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.

The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. I was hoping that they would show up again."

Confucious say: Go to bed itchy asshole, wake up stinky pinky
7 years 40 weeks ago, 11:38 AM

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more stupid people

more stupid people

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7 years 40 weeks ago, 11:42 AM

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haha

bahahahahahahahahaha

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
7 years 40 weeks ago, 11:42 AM

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i like the last one

very nieve

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7 years 40 weeks ago, 11:50 AM

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More Stupid!

A kid pissed off that his older brother got dental braces, he had not, crazy glued all his older brother's stuff to the ceiling in his bedroom. His older brother came in and went to bed, during the night one of the items fell from the ceiling knocking out his brothers front teeth, top and bottom completely out.
NO MORAL TO THIS STORY...
I just like the story...
P.S. I was the kid that crazy glued the shit to the ceiling...

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7 years 40 weeks ago, 11:53 AM

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your crazy man, i like it. i takes a certain man to plan out such devious scenarios. you dont even want to know half the shit i did

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7 years 40 weeks ago, 12:01 PM

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Papasan...

boredom has been the companion and co-creator to my many shenanigans...

Papasan

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7 years 40 weeks ago, 12:23 PM

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i hear that, that and beer

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