Stuttering Cat - as
explained by a 4th grade student ...
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are
the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The
teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the
girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went
"Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'Fuck!', the
Rottweiler ate her!
The teacher had to leave the room
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