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5 years 16 weeks ago, 8:33 AM

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The Best Surgeon In California

Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England ..."

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."

5 years 16 weeks ago, 8:44 AM

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Hahahahaha

Hahahahaha

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5 years 16 weeks ago, 9:45 AM

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LMAO

good one, sometimes i wish i could find good joke but no i find them and they are already in here oh well.

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