T H E Jewish E L B O W
> A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is
> coming to visit with his wife.
> "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301.
> There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow ,
> push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on
> the right. Get in, and with your elbow , push 3. When you get
> out, I'm on the left. With your elbow , hit my doorbell."
> "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons
> with my elbow? .........
> "What . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?"