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5 years 40 weeks ago, 4:50 PM

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I have noticed that in forums people can start talkin about things like posts disappearing and end up talkin about spelling and the capitol of Assyria. I have seen where people talked about havin a forum like this so i made one. Enjoy.

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
5 years 40 weeks ago, 4:56 PM

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Any one ever

Get icy hot on the balls?? Worst prank ever is icy hot to the boxers.2nd worse is icy hot on the deodorant

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5 years 40 weeks ago, 5:09 PM

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Well eturnit3 this is a great way to get started no i havn't but i'm fixin to go try it out on my friend who is at my house

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
5 years 40 weeks ago, 5:11 PM

Anonymous

Been Getin' any?

Been Getin' any?

5 years 40 weeks ago, 5:13 PM

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just to see what it would feel like. Trying to use warm water to wash it off only made it worse. my balls have been pepper sprayed. Well they actually have had pepper spray on them too. That stuff is oil based and washes right down into your nether regions when you get in the shower after being sprayed. Made me miss being tazered.

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5 years 40 weeks ago, 5:15 PM

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tazered?

runawaygun762,
who are you Johnny Knoxville, you tazered your nuts? why man, why!!??

clint

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5 years 40 weeks ago, 5:16 PM

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I liked the other one better

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5 years 40 weeks ago, 5:21 PM

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No, God no!!

Not my nuts. Dear lord. We got certified on the X26 with the XP probes. That would mean Xtra Pentetration. At least that's what I think it means. In any event, the probes were longer than the normal ones. Even getting shot in the nuts with normal probes would cause me to want to die. No, we got shot in the back. Nuts? I'm in pain thinking about it. Although it would be funny afterward when the instructor had to pull them out. That's right, fondle my balls. Wait, no they have a barb on each probe and the guy just yanks it out like a fishing hook. God I'm in pain.

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5 years 40 weeks ago, 5:25 PM

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im laughing

you paint a vivid picture runawaygun762, I am still laughing from your description!!

clint

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5 years 40 weeks ago, 5:29 PM

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You taxerd your nuts. damn man you must have been bored. I now doub runawyaguns762 the title of electroballs762.

But i have a confesson......when i was 6 i hooked my weiner with a catfish hook. Fuck did it hurt. never again went catfishing.

5 years 40 weeks ago, 5:38 PM

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i kie electroballs

i like electroballs

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
5 years 40 weeks ago, 6:38 PM

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i stun gunned my junk once. i think i'd rather get shot. man did i puke

Confucious say: Go to bed itchy asshole, wake up stinky pinky
5 years 40 weeks ago, 6:54 PM

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Not like in the service when they take you into a room in boot camp and tell you to take a sniff. that ain't nuthin'. Being totally naive about it, I ran through a cloud of the shit. I now have TOTAL RESPECT for tear gas and will run the other way if I hear the words. There is no smell like that in the world.

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5 years 40 weeks ago, 2:05 PM

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Tear Gas

Schuyler wrote:
Not like in the service when they take you into a room in boot camp and tell you to take a sniff. that ain't nuthin'. Being totally naive about it, I ran through a cloud of the shit. I now have TOTAL RESPECT for tear gas and will run the other way if I hear the words. There is no smell like that in the world.

is that why your face looks like that

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
5 years 40 weeks ago, 7:08 PM

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Now I know what

happen to you guys. LOL

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