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5 years 15 weeks ago, 10:06 AM

ivantank

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TEXAS logic

WOODEN LEG INSURANCE -
A man and his wife moved back home to Texas from Louisiana. The
husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Louisiana it cost them
$2,000 per year!

When they arrived in Texas, they went to an insurance agency to see how
much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and said: '$39.'
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Texas to
insure it because it cost him $2000 in Louisiana!
The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said,

'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a
sprinkler system above it is $39... You just have to know how to describe it!'

(Those Texas folks know how "to git'er done", don't they?)

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 15 weeks ago, 1:39 PM

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ivantank

this is very funny!

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5 years 15 weeks ago, 4:55 PM

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Ivantank

Good one, very funny!

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