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5 years 43 weeks ago, 11:02 AM

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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:

@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X6cubicle

@ PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day @ WORK You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off @ WORK For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON You can watch TV and play games @ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON You get your own toilet @ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part @ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK They are called 'managers'

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

5 years 43 weeks ago, 11:34 AM

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The other side

@ PRISON You have to worry about getting ass-raped @WORK well, not unless your job is being a prisoner.

@PRISON, you have to worry about getting shanked @WORK well, not unless your job is being a LEO

@ PRISON you don't see your family at the end of the day @ WORK if you don't it's temporary and your choice

@PRISON you can't just quit if you don't like it @ WORK you can always find another job, even if it isn't what you dream of doing.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 43 weeks ago, 12:03 PM

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yup

sounds like you have no choice in what you do.

@prison you yell at the warden/gaurd they knock you out with a night stick @work you yell at the boss they shut your head in a file cabniet and knock you out with the drawer.

@prison you get metal cups to drink out of @work you get a 3inch paper cup good for one use to drink out of.

@prison you get yard time @ work you walk outside you get fired for leaving your desk.

@prison you can smoke inside @work you smoke inside you will set the sprinkler system off and ruin all everyones hard typed work and get fired.

life is tuff. either way you go it will suck eggs in the end!

5 years 43 weeks ago, 12:06 PM

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nice post samD

samD,
you are at it again, forcing us to think, although that thinking process might try to include pithy comments, we are still thinking.

@ prison you are on someone elses timetable. @ work you are on someone elses timetable.

@ prison you are a dependent of the government. @ work...dang it you are a depedent of the government.

I am really no good at these..

clint

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5 years 43 weeks ago, 12:07 PM

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WHere is the picture samD? I have looked through the trees, but still no forest!!!

clint

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5 years 43 weeks ago, 12:10 PM

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You have to cut down

more trees. Stay at it! It is a Socialist make work program!

5 years 43 weeks ago, 12:13 PM

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socialist work program

Now that is funny!! I will keep adding to the myth of global warming and continue my hack and slash looking for that forest. I have an inkling when I am out of trees, there will be nothing to see. I'll get back to you
comrade colonel!!

clint

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5 years 43 weeks ago, 12:09 PM

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Hey Clint my friend

How you be. Hope all is well. I sent you some emails, one you can share with your wife and kids.
That rotating skyscraper is a trip!

5 years 43 weeks ago, 12:15 PM

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Samd

Ive been reading more and more. Thanks for being like my old high school coach. you really helped me go that extra mile. Oh and great post did ya READ my last comment. Just a few things you left out. Hoped you liked them and i am in debt to ya. Is there any way i could help ya?

5 years 43 weeks ago, 12:18 PM

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Your posts are so much more enjoyable now, I don't have to decipher them first. Your spelling is much improved. I am Damn proud of you, boy!
I am old enought to be your Mom's Father...LOL

5 years 43 weeks ago, 12:20 PM

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With all the benefits of being in prison, its easy to see why so many are trying to get back in where they can learn a new trade, meet new friends, have sex with strangers, free room and board, and the list goes on and on.

5 years 43 weeks ago, 12:31 PM

Anonymous

Alrighty Sammy D

will do more learning.

5 years 43 weeks ago, 12:46 PM

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trees

Okay samD,
quit needling and pining me!! I am going to branch out and use a new device to cut the trees down in a cone pattern. Perhaps get right to the root of the problem and stop milling around. That way, the bark IS worse than the bite. I will be running rings around the others. I will be a cut above the rest, and watch them fall.

clint

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