Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:
@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X6cubicle
@ PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day @ WORK You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off @ WORK For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON You can watch TV and play games @ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON You get your own toilet @ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part @ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
7 years 34 weeks ago, 12:02 PM