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5 years 40 weeks ago, 9:24 AM

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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very

big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to

tell them what has happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector, "First body is a 72

year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his

mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He

won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on

whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.

" The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most

unusual one. Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, 66, struck

by lightning."

"Why is she smiling then?" inquires the

Inspector.

"Thought she was having her picture taken."

5 years 40 weeks ago, 9:27 AM

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good

if only it were true.

5 years 40 weeks ago, 5:39 PM

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no such

no such luck

5 years 40 weeks ago, 6:08 PM

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The only thing that would make it better is if she was shacking hands with the massa and cheif.

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5 years 40 weeks ago, 6:34 PM

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If this is true,

that she is 66...it is possible she could die in the coming years...maybe this year or next? haha.

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