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5 years 39 weeks ago, 10:29 AM

samD

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Three Men

Three men – an American farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Harley Biker are
all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
Says the Genie.

The American says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in America ' POOF! With the blink of
the Genie's eye, the land in America was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around, Afghanistan ,
Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels or Americans
Can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of
the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Biker says, 'I am very curious, please tell me more about this
wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable.'

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
Smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'

5 years 39 weeks ago, 12:30 PM

hillbilly77

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Wish it was that easy

Good one samD, I had a visual of the worlds largest toilet bowl after 4 alarm chili night.

“If ever time should come,when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."Samuel Adams
5 years 39 weeks ago, 7:41 PM

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SamD rules

I will forward that

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do

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