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5 years 12 weeks ago, 12:05 PM

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A professor at the Texas A&M was giving a lecture on the supernatural.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, How many people here believe in ghosts?

About 90 students raise their hand. Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?

About 40 students raise their hands.

That's r eally good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?

About 15 students raise their hand.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?

Three students raise their hands.

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a Ghost?

Way in the back, a big Texas redneck raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.

You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor

Asks, So, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?

"Shiiiiiiit!!
From way back there I thought you said 'goats'!"

5 years 12 weeks ago, 12:54 PM

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samD LMAO!

That has got to be one of the best Texas jokes I've ever heard! Do you mind if I c and p this and send it my father and my uncle? Did you make this one up or did you find it someplace? I'm still laughing over this one. Goats, oh my gosh. Btw do you know what we call cowboys, (not the Dallas Cowboys cause that's a very serious matter where I live), here in Texas? We call them, goat ropers!

Koji

PS Texas A&M sports teams name is Aggies and in Texas we tell these things called aggie jokes. Here's one that's well known. How many pall bearers do you need for an aggies' funeral? Give up? Two. A garbage can only has two handles.

5 years 12 weeks ago, 2:36 PM

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ha

ha

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 12 weeks ago, 2:49 PM

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Koji

Anything I post on here is useable for anybody. If there is something particular that I don't want used I will mark it.
Thanks for asking.
samD

5 years 12 weeks ago, 3:22 PM

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samD do itashimashita

That's you're welcome in Nihongo. Btw did you see what I posted to your Texas thursday joke?

5 years 12 weeks ago, 3:25 PM

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Hey Koji

Yes and "Hang em Horns"

5 years 12 weeks ago, 5:10 PM

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Texans

ha ha..

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5 years 12 weeks ago, 5:22 PM

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ironkoji

do itashimashita and is that enunciated, do eatasheema sheeta ?

(You have to look behind all of that outer space stuff)
5 years 12 weeks ago, 5:45 PM

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Heyas Charley,

You say it like this. doe ee tosh ee mosh ta. you do not pronounce third i sound which in Nihongo is pronounced like a long e sound instead of the long i sound. in romajii which is just the regular english alphabet, to make the long i sound you us ai.
You can ask me or either of my boys anything you want about the Nihongo language.

Koji

5 years 12 weeks ago, 7:50 PM

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git r done!

good one hehehe

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
5 years 12 weeks ago, 9:36 PM

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