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6 years 3 weeks ago, 4:31 AM

Nitris

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All Right!!
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local
coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, here was this
cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
break'?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn
tires.
So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and
the
car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers
that said, 'Obama '08.'
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
The doctor tells me that it's important for my health!

Ron Paul 2012 III
6 years 3 weeks ago, 6:47 AM

Mark3030

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LMAO

now that awesome poetic justice I love it nitris

"the thrill of the hunt"
6 years 3 weeks ago, 4:08 AM

runawaygun762

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Wonderful

I really need to try this.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.

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