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5 years 46 weeks ago, 7:30 PM

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Times Up?

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. "You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead." "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"

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5 years 46 weeks ago, 7:34 PM

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lol

but i would still take the rolex , sell it and by three bad ass guns!!!

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5 years 46 weeks ago, 7:46 PM

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They were good for some laughs. Talk about gay nicknames. Arturo "Nine Lives" Linguini died the first time I threw him into the meat grinder. Now thassa spicya meatball!!! And Nicky "No Nose" Spaghetti looked like a JAP broad. And let's not forget Carmine "Dago WOP Bastard" Ravioli. He was, well, a Dago WOP bastard, so that one actually fit.

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5 years 46 weeks ago, 7:49 PM

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yeah

those russian mob dudes are'nt as funny

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5 years 46 weeks ago, 11:55 PM

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funny how??

ebear wrote:
those russian mob dudes are'nt as funny

funny, ha.ha.

or

funny, queer

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5 years 46 weeks ago, 5:40 PM

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uh

smell my finger funny

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5 years 46 weeks ago, 5:44 PM

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just wanted an update to see how that was going.

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5 years 46 weeks ago, 5:47 PM

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lil dragon

it's pretty much a wait and see right now, im trying to stay cool right now...lol

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5 years 46 weeks ago, 5:49 PM

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for a really cool trick to cool you down fast in the summer heat, try holding an ice cube against the inside of your wrist. believe it or not this really work!

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5 years 46 weeks ago, 7:16 PM

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Hi LD,Cool Down Trick

works to minimize sea sickness also. I took 2 Japanese tourist girls for a ride on my sailboat, one of them became ill. I had her hold an ice cube on her wrist and voila, not quite as sick :<)? Worked as well on the back of her neck. You having a good day???

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5 years 46 weeks ago, 6:00 PM

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until wednesday, but i have other options so im cool enoogh thanks!!!lol

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