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4 years 43 weeks ago, 1:11 PM

HampsterW

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The top ten reasons

The Top Ten
Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for
when you're on the
road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him
so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep
another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me
look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Change you can truly believe in comes from the barrel of a gun---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Ron Paul 2012----Vote the bastards out!---------------------------------
4 years 43 weeks ago, 2:19 PM

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Why didnt you tell me all this before I got married?

Nothing is as risky as certain failure.
4 years 43 weeks ago, 2:37 PM

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haha hampster

you can also hide a gun in your closet for weeks and when you take it out it will still love you lol

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!

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