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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:18 PM

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Try to get off topic

chicken s good i like chicken (Topic is chicken)

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:19 PM

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haha had to do it

haha had to do it

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:21 PM

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boobs are great in winter BOING!!!!

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:22 PM

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pass the points

pass the points

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:25 PM

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Same topic

Chickens have breasts, AKA boobs. Same topic. Now, if you had made the comment that nipples are great in winter, you'd be okay. but men have nipples too, so AK might have called you bloody gay and we don't want that, now do we?

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:28 PM

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see how it all ties in? in reality i guess we failed. smite me all mighty smiter

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:30 PM

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I like

CHICKEN FRIED STEAK.........AND I LIKE PUSSY

5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:30 PM

Anonymous

I like

CHICKEN FRIED STEAK.........AND I LIKE PUSSY

5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:43 PM

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Snake wrote:
CHICKEN FRIED STEAK.........AND I LIKE PUSSY

you sound like my best friend everything he hasn't eaten he likes

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:32 PM

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And peter picked a few of those er peppers, not peckers, I guess.

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:32 PM

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so much you had to say it twice or is that premature alzheimers??

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:33 PM

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So Snake likes

Peckers!

5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:35 PM

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appaerently pecker steak or the pC term tube steak

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:35 PM

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because snake had his head between her legs

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:40 PM

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HEY!!!

I like chicken so what!! Anyone heard of KFC? Or in my home town a resturaunt called Maws. AND I LOVE PUSSY. GOOD FOR EVERY NATURAL PROBLEM.

5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:42 PM

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so would you say your a chicken licker?

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:44 PM

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I made a comment about not being able to stay on topic, a topic was posted to try to set a new record for getting off topic quickly, and we are still on the chicken topic. If I hadn't said anything, we would have been dicussing souped up Chevy Berettas by now. There is something wrong with you people, and I'm determined to - ooh a bunny rabbit!

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:46 PM

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Hah hah Glockster!!

Although it irritates me when people reply to a post and don't post at the bottom, that comment to snake was worth the confusion it caused. Well done.

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:47 PM

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hop rabbit jackin off across the road.

5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:47 PM

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knd of covers both bases with the same tongue, finger lickin' good.

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:49 PM

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i dont know. i feel bad and i think im going to spank myself about the assneck. runaway, your the only one i trust with the finger puppets guard them with your celery i have to laugh at the toilet. mums the word

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:57 PM

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Speaking of ADD

it snowed a foot around here coupla weeks ago. My dog has to go outside to take a whizz. He's never seen snow this deep before, so he leans forward to go--and squeals. Then he left a hole in the snow, a yellow hole. Taking him on a walk and he had to smell all the yellow snow holes.

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:51 PM

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coldfront

Did you miss your meds today?

5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:53 PM

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jump down the holes like alice in wonderland. just dont drink anything

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:55 PM

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SCHUYLER

YOU HAVE A POINT

5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:56 PM

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im saving the meds so when they get banned too, i can sell them at a huge markup

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 4:58 PM

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i have to go. i think

i have to go. i think runaway ranaway with my finger puppets. ironic huh?

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:04 PM

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Coldfront

A TRUE GUNSLOT DOPE DEALLER.

5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:06 PM

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go for these days?

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:09 PM

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kosher

them breast better be kosher,and snake likes the hebrew national tube steak!

5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:11 PM

Anonymous

how much

dope did the dope dealer deal when the dope dealer did deal dope?

5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:11 PM

Anonymous

??????

Dont know. Im clean.

5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:16 PM

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Everytime I try to change my avatar it goes back to this picture of my old dog. I never even put it up, it just showed up on it's own. I feel like such a boob!

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:23 PM

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me to except mine is a g36

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:31 PM

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My poor old dog

ended up coyote or lion food, not sure wich. I need to get out of this house and do some shooting here pretty soon. He was a better pet than a retriever but I didn't need my chest waiders anymore and had a full time hunting buddy.

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:16 PM

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Kosher tube steaks?

Are those the ones with the casing cut off at the tip?

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:19 PM

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Never heard of it

Never heard of it

5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:38 PM

Anonymous

I like

Catching Butterflies.

5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:41 PM

Anonymous

i like

taking body shots off hot young college girls!

5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:42 PM

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Butterflies? Do you

stick needles in them or is this a catch and release operation?

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:42 PM

Anonymous

out chasing butterflies!roflmao!that is a classic!damn i am funny

5 years 28 weeks ago, 5:54 PM

Anonymous

Hey Grease

Why do you get off playing with barbir dolls? LOL!!!! FUCKING LOL!!!

5 years 28 weeks ago, 6:10 PM

Anonymous

barbie dolls?

that is what you could call the hot college chick that lives down the road a bit!

5 years 28 weeks ago, 6:15 PM

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Grease

you wish you could take pics of college girls. Just think if i wanted to i could go to college and land a lot of pussy faster than anyone on gunslot.

5 years 28 weeks ago, 6:20 PM

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Snake!

dont kid yourself,i pushed lots of ass before i got married and i only been married a couple of years so it wasnt that long ago.as for the college hottie down the street,her car broke down and so stopped to help her.she was up on this married dude!it was either the fixing the car(loose wire)or the fact that i wear my wedding ring!coulda,woulda,shoulda but i get all the lovin i want at home anyway!

5 years 28 weeks ago, 6:26 PM

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Snake, you wish

I'll bet even LLE could post higher numbers than you. :-)

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 6:59 PM

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How would you measure that ?

# per Year: I win. #per Day: Snake wins

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 6:28 PM

Anonymous

Grease me too

Cant beat home lovin! My wife is inviting some of her girlfreinds over tonight and I am going to stay in the garage Im gonna set me a camera up and catch a little action if ya no what i mean. I no for a fact that 2 of the ladies are indeed lesbos. If i catch anything i will post it on gunslot.

5 years 28 weeks ago, 12:20 AM

Anonymous

PKato!

what's up bud?how ya doin"?

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