The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to
'Tony, do you have a story to share?'
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher.
'Stay the fuck away from Aunt Carol when she's drinking.'
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