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5 years 28 weeks ago, 11:01 AM

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Tuesday Chuckle

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to
tell their stories.

'Tony, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt
Carol. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had
was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
break, and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and
then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher.
'What kind of moral did your Daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay the fuck away from Aunt Carol when she's drinking.'

5 years 27 weeks ago, 6:48 AM

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cute samD

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5 years 27 weeks ago, 8:45 AM

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This some funny stuff!

This gave an honest to goodness belly chuckle, thanks samdD.

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5 years 27 weeks ago, 2:35 PM

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LOL

funny stuff right there

5 years 27 weeks ago, 4:06 PM

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That one definitely gets passed on.

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5 years 27 weeks ago, 5:57 PM

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SamD, very funny story

read it to my wife and in-laws and they all had a good laugh.

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