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5 years 15 weeks ago, 1:44 PM

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Ugly man finds Beauty

A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer.
'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman.
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'You know, I live by the railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the
tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"

"I Dunno" said the ugly man,............"I Never found the head!"

5 years 15 weeks ago, 1:53 PM

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LOL

LOL for y'all

5 years 15 weeks ago, 2:01 PM

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samd

lol good one samd

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5 years 15 weeks ago, 2:04 PM

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joke

necrophillia is a wonderful thing. in this case, no bitching or bad breath

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5 years 15 weeks ago, 3:29 PM

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LOL. Just F***in with ya...

5 years 15 weeks ago, 3:48 PM

Anonymous

good one SAMD

My wife is lieble to loose her head when shes mad.

5 years 15 weeks ago, 5:33 PM

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Can beat that

I guess fat french, german and canadian girls cant beat a headless one. We should have a contest to see who did the worst deployment chik.

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5 years 15 weeks ago, 5:36 PM

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I married the last one.

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5 years 15 weeks ago, 5:48 PM

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WTF

what is wrong with you samD?

I am still laughing at this, so I guess, what is wrong with me?

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