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2 years 25 weeks ago, 6:38 AM

Nitris

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Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife.

"I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had
died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection.

Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."

"I see" said his wife, "that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?"

Roy replied: "Wrong room."

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2 years 25 weeks ago, 7:41 AM

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lmao Nitris

ha!

damn, just, damn...

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
2 years 25 weeks ago, 8:56 AM

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Wrong room

ha ha ha ha ha ha lmfao

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2 years 25 weeks ago, 5:15 PM

Saint J.M. Browning

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He's lucky

He only got a black eye. lol
Good one, Nitris.

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