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5 years 24 weeks ago, 12:45 PM

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He asks the madam for " the youngest, prettiest and most well built blonde"
And money is no object!
The madam eyes this very old sailor, he has hash marks up and down his arm and says, "Are you sure you wouldn't want something a little less young"
The old sailor says hell no, I have been on a sub for 18 months and I need a young beautiful well built woman.
Ok says the madam and calls the most beautiful 18 yr old natural blonde, 36D, 23, 34 over.
Wow this is going to be great he says.
They proceed to her crib. She disrobes and is absolutely stunning.
She jumps into bed on black satin sheets.
The old salt hurriedly undresses and jumps in.
The old salt is on top just doing his thing. Absolutely amazing he thinks.
So he looks down into her great big blue eyes and asks, "How 'em I doing, Honey?"
She looks up and says, "Oh about 3 knots"
He jumps back and says "3 knots"
And she says, "You are not hard, you are not in and you are not getting your money back!"

5 years 24 weeks ago, 12:47 PM

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Hate it for getting old...lol

5 years 24 weeks ago, 12:50 PM

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samD

Just don't go to Club Florida in Kenya.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses

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