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4 years 52 weeks ago, 4:45 PM

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All of you out there in America and across the globe who have fought so hard to tackle the hideous enemy of our planet, namely carbon emissions, you know ....that bogus god you worship of "Climate Change" or "global warming" ....well, I feel it is necessary to inform you of some bad news. It really does pain me to have to bring you this disappointing information.

Are you sitting down?

Okay, here's the bombshell. The current volcanic eruption going on in Iceland, since its first spewing of volcanic ash this past week, has, to this point, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet.

I know, I know.... (group hug)...it's very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of: driving Prius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up til midnight to finish your kid's "The Green Revolution" science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper, putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, going on vacation to a city park instead of Yosemite, nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your $1 light bulbs with $10 light bulbs ...well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes in just the past four days.

The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth's atmosphere in the past four days has totally erased every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon.

I'm so sorry. And I do wish I had a silver lining to this volanic ash cloud but the fact of the matter is that the brush fire season across the western U.S.A. will start in about two months and those fires will negate your efforts to reduce carbon in our world for the next two years.

But hey, grab a Coke, give the world a hug, sing kumbaya and have a nice day!

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 4:59 PM

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lmao. hope them fires aint bad this year. i know they started perscrip burning already here in fl

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 5:32 PM

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Pkato, you are absolutely correct. 20 years ago when I went thru refrig school, My instructor (retired Navy Chief Warrant Officer) and long time refrig contractor, found out they were starting all this global warming crap and called bullshit! 20 years ago he called it BS. He also said the same thing about ANY volcano eruption.

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 6:04 PM

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He has had a busted exhaust
manifold for years and will not
fix it. Over grown teenager
likes loud pipes.

Sorry greg had to take that shot LMAO

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 6:43 PM

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You got that right bud

for 39 years I heard my dad (geologist/paleontologist) and all around smart man say that every time the "earth speaks" (read volcanic activity), in 20 years worth of eruptions, it spews enough
greenhouse gas to equal the total output of the industrial revolution...1900-present.

Maybe exagerrated a bit, I don't know but I believe every word, my dad never steered me wrong!

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 7:00 PM

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Your Dad is a smart man, and geek but that's ok!!

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 7:17 PM

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Yeah mike

he was a geek for sure, he passed about two years ago. He was "in tune" with the earth if you will, a hell of alot more than Mr. Gore the politician turned savior of the planet who spent about 10 min. studying..vs 50 years with 2 masters degrees, one in geology and one in paleontology.

Every time I hear Gore "trumpet foul notes from his anus", it makes me wan't to PUKE!

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 6:46 PM

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I have read that also

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 6:52 PM

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Pkato, try and

tell that to Al fucking Gore....LOL!!!

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 6:53 PM

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It is true!

And think of the active volcanoes in the Pacific.
One erruption in Europe equals years of traffic in the air and on the ground?
The sea floor is producing more "carbon footprint" than these jerkwads ever envisioned.

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 7:41 PM

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Al Gore

is no better than a pimple on my white ass.

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 8:05 PM

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no DISRESPECT

intended to any pimple on my ass...currently or in the future.

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 8:07 PM

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Pkato, I know you have had some angry pimples on your ass before, be careful!

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 8:18 PM

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That's a boil !!!!!!!!!!
Look out it's going to explode

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 9:41 AM

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sam

at the risk of having my avatar used in unsavory ways.
Repost! LOL

P.S. the use of an avatar to block offensive images will henceforth be refered to as a "sampster".

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 9:55 AM

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LOL!

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4 years 51 weeks ago, 9:48 AM

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LOL Thanks Vaquero

Do you all like my baby picture. Put it up for Schuyler, just trying to out ugly that hideous piece of shite he uses for an avatar!

4 years 51 weeks ago, 9:52 AM

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Sams new avatar

a few days ago, that would have qualified as disturbing.
Now it's just an oddity!
Lord, we have sunk so far so fast.

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