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5 years 35 weeks ago, 10:38 AM

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No, I didn't write this... but I think it's succinct.
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'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

' On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DON'T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!

5 years 35 weeks ago, 10:41 AM

Anonymous

that was pretty good. Im going to vote tommorow.

5 years 35 weeks ago, 10:45 AM

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Where?

My snake friend, one must be ever vigilant. I would think a good spy/sniper/snake would have sent this to me first instead of an older female cousin of mine. We will have to strip you of your Ghillie suit if this behavior continues...
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5 years 35 weeks ago, 10:47 AM

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SamD

what the hell are you talkin about?

5 years 35 weeks ago, 10:54 AM

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If you were the sniper/spy/snake that you claimed to be, you would have found it first and sent it to me. But my older female cousin found it and sent it to me. Means you is slipping, boy...lol
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5 years 35 weeks ago, 10:58 AM

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SamD

sorry i must be tired from soooooooooo many sniper missions......oh well we will see who finds the best poem ok. You got 3 days to find one and it must be a long one. as for me i will do the same. when you find one post it here and let the public decide who's the best. just a little freindly challenge.

5 years 35 weeks ago, 11:02 AM

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snake

why must it be a long poem?

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 35 weeks ago, 12:06 PM

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Snake

Let me see if I can put this in a language that even you can understand.
You wrote to me and asked where did you find it?
I replied, that if you were a good spy, that you would have found it!
This is not a challenge.
It was only an answer to your question.
Got it? Good. Now go snipe something...
samD

5 years 35 weeks ago, 11:15 AM

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And why are we having a battle of ...poems?

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 11:26 AM

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nantucket

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 11:37 AM

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and he lived in a van... DOWN BY THE RIVER

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 35 weeks ago, 1:45 PM

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Chris Farley

I miss that guy. He made me laugh.

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"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." (Calvin & Hobbes)
5 years 35 weeks ago, 1:54 PM

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Chris Farley II

Hey Clint, how does the internal battle go. I didn't mean to say that you did give up, only IMHO it sounded that way. Sorry....
samD

Keep up the civics lessons, I do need to be reminded. You brought a very valid point up...

5 years 35 weeks ago, 11:45 AM

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jACK BE NIMBLE

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 11:54 AM

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there once was a man from nantucket is wife and his kids left him and said fuck it so he stared to fuck a bucket

its better to burn out than fade away
5 years 35 weeks ago, 11:58 AM

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boooooo hisssss

boooooo hisssss naaaaayyyyyy (while throwing rotten tomatoes)

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 12:04 PM

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WHATEVER HATER

do be mad cuz you didnt think of that funny shit

its better to burn out than fade away
5 years 35 weeks ago, 1:32 PM

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I love the poem so much I printed twenty copies and wall papered my work with them, liberal bitch in the back hates me even more now.

5 years 35 weeks ago, 1:51 PM

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Welcome to you a true American Patriot. I have my wife's whole fucking Liberal family hating me now. But, wait, that is a good thing, no more Holidays with them boring wimps. God I feel better already. There is a God.
Enjoy gunslot, we do have fun here. Except for the DNC spinmeisters that were here until last Fri.

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 1:57 PM

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samD

Appreciate the welcome, this feels like a good place to be, looking forward to enriching the community.

5 years 35 weeks ago, 1:58 PM

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Amen brother, welcome HOME!
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5 years 35 weeks ago, 2:00 PM

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When you get a chance fill out your profile. Let us know some about you!
Thanks,
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5 years 35 weeks ago, 11:56 PM

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Hey SamD

Your biggest mistake, as I see it was trying to use logic with Snake!

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5 years 35 weeks ago, 12:19 AM

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Like the poem SamD

Great poem, I will have to make copies of it.

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