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5 years 19 weeks ago, 11:48 AM

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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.'

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!

Redneck Security Company

5 years 19 weeks ago, 12:26 PM

Anonymous

security system

excellent design!

5 years 19 weeks ago, 1:17 PM

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You forgot

the total cost...

5 years 19 weeks ago, 4:56 PM

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alarm

total cost priceless.

"the thrill of the hunt"
5 years 19 weeks ago, 5:54 PM

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That is priceless!

I have everyone of these things already here at my house. Does this mean I am a redneck? OH HELL YES!

“If ever time should come,when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."Samuel Adams
5 years 19 weeks ago, 6:33 PM

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just post a note on your door saying "i do not have an alarm nor do i have guns, but if you illegally enter my home i will be forced to call the cops, they can make it here in 30 minutes"

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
5 years 19 weeks ago, 6:44 PM

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very true

This couldn't be any more true. I think I may save some money and cancel ADT

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5 years 19 weeks ago, 11:44 PM

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Too funny SammyD

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