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Western ingenuity

> A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas,
> walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits
> in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one
> in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar
> and orders three more.
> The bartender approaches and tells
> the cowboy,
> 'You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It
> would taste better if you bought one at a
> time.'
> The cowboy replies, 'Well, you
> see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is
> in Colorado .
> When we all left our home in Texas , we promised
> that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we
> drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of
> my brothers and one for myself.'
> The bartender admits that this is
> a nice custom, and leaves it there.
> The cowboy becomes a regular in
> the bar, and always drinks the same way.. He orders three
> mugs and drinks them in turn.
> One day, he comes in and only
> orders two mugs.
> All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he
> comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender
> says,
> 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but
> I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.'
> The cowboy looks quite
> puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and
> he laughs..
> 'Oh, no, everybody's
> just fine, ' he explains, 'It's just that my
> wife and I joined
> the Mormon Church and I had to quit drinking.....'
>> 'Hasn't affected my
> brothers though.'

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