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4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:34 PM

runawaygun762

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All the following showed up on one screen. I've seen a few things like this before on occassion, but never this many. Does this signal the coming of the apocalypse? Are we living in the end of days? I hope not. I don't want to die without ever having known a woman's (consenting) touch.

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"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:36 PM

Ebear

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um it means

YOU GOT 10 SECONDS TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM UR COMPUTER !! !RUN YOU STUMPY LEGGED FAGGOT!!! RUN! !!!!!!!!

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4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:39 PM

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Close encounters

Of the third kind...

They are trying to contact you.....

.they want to take you away with them....
.to another planet...where freedom rules....
.and everyone carries a gun....without a permit.....
no regulations......shooting ranges at every corner......free ammo.....
and very beautiful women everywhere you turn!!!

"A free people ought to be armed." - George Washington
4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:40 PM

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I just hit the refresh and it went away.

“If ever time should come,when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."Samuel Adams
4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:48 PM

runawaygun762

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Stumpy legged faggot

I love you. I'm fucking exhausted, I've had three hours of sleep a day for the last five days, my sleep today was interrupted by phone calls trying to maintain accountability for a hurricane that ended up missing us by ten miles or so, and I have to cater to the desires of people I would rather shoot. So I'm kinda pissy right now. Thanks for the laugh. You dirty spic bastard.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:50 PM

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runaway

you seen any strange shit yet? I hear guantanamo bay and the isle of youth get a lot of ufo and uso activity

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:50 PM

Ebear

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lmao

when you talk like that its like poetry runs......god i hope you get raped.

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4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:52 PM

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but I don't remember what I wrote. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not afraid of flying. I'm a private pilot, but those international flights are grueling torture. I have to fly over 3500 miles of USA before it even starts. Yuck. The first time it was fun.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
4 years 20 weeks ago, 9:32 PM

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Schuyler

Vicoden & Valume!!!!!!!

Any day above dirt is a good day!!! My New Motto: Where Do I Sign? (Oh yes I would)
4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:54 PM

runawaygun762

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Raper and equeer

No, nothing weird. I slept through an earthquake that hit 100 miles offshore. Thought someone knocked on my door. I've been chased by iguanas looking for food and I hit a banana rat with a plunger, but other than seeing some weird looking Jamaicans who work on the base, nothing unusual.

equeer, I did get raped. I kept telling myself no, but I didn't listen to myself. That's why I carry a gun back home. To protect myself from myself

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:57 PM

Ebear

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banana rat??

is that what you call a penis in Cuba?

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4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:58 PM

Reaper308

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I would hate

to find out what a banana rat tail is...

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:59 PM

Doc2233

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Havana Banana

maybe this is a Cuban penis

"A free people ought to be armed." - George Washington
4 years 20 weeks ago, 5:59 PM

runawaygun762

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You're stuck back there using gerbils and ferrets when you'd love to be here running these big bastards so you could finally feel like a tight little girl again

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 20 weeks ago, 6:01 PM

Ebear

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how's the wife???lolololol

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4 years 20 weeks ago, 6:04 PM

runawaygun762

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Who cares?

She's my wife. That means I don't have to care how she's doing anymore. You don't ask your stove or microwave how it's doing, do you? So why ask the dishwasher?

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 20 weeks ago, 6:06 PM

Ebear

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lol

you have a point there.....i just slapped mine for flinching

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4 years 20 weeks ago, 6:11 PM

runawaygun762

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Whe you have you wife on her back, legs over you shoulders, punch her in the stomach every once in a while. After a few minutes of it, all you have to do is draw your fist back and she'll tighten up.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 20 weeks ago, 6:12 PM

Ebear

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she does that

when i put my Richard Nixon mask on

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4 years 20 weeks ago, 6:13 PM

Doc2233

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No Nixon Bashing!

He was my third uncle......

only kidding

"A free people ought to be armed." - George Washington
4 years 20 weeks ago, 6:15 PM

Ebear

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i think

im related to Speedy Gonzales somewhere in the bloodline

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