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3 years 20 weeks ago, 10:29 AM

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No Turkey for this cat, I'm doing a nice Ham, twice baked potatoes, broccoli in cheese sauce and pumpkin pie.....YUM! My mom lives next door and my aunt behind me so I can get all liquored up and not have to go anywhere....yay me!

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 10:41 AM

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Cookin for TD

50lb whole hog and turkey on the grill. Fresh NC oysters on the half and grilled. country ham biscuits, my home made horseradish pickles, dev eggs, sweet taters, cornbread dressing, mashed taters, all kinds of pies and home made van icecream. Other stuff but I can't remember it all. 2 of us are doing most of the cookin. Been at it for 2 weeks already. Oh and a chocolate cream pie. Stuuf to snack on during the day (meatballs and chicken satay's) since we won't eat until 5 or 6pm. Pig will go on about 7am and the turkey about 1pm when I turn the pig. Bloody Mary's and mimosa's at 8am. Any and all are welcome to come.

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:45 AM

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Can I have your recipe for the horseradish pickles, please?
I have a friend that loves pickles...

3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:47 AM

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that would be Hamp

and he eats them through his ass

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:59 AM

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Pickle Butt

I have tears in my eyes (not pubes ebear) from laughing so hard. This is better therapy than a psyco rammble quack. uhoh I made an animal sound. eBEARRRRR not the duck!!

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:08 PM

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Ha ha ha!

FUCK YOU EBEAR.....LOL I go heat up my lunch and this is what I miss......

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:49 AM

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Sorry Sam

with all the BS flying this am I missed this request. Send a pm and I'll do it next week. Out of the orifice for the rest of the week. And as Hamp likes to point out I live off the "technical grid".

This is our one time of year to act like we are somebody. We collect all the strays with no family and whoever else want to join and party till we drop.

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 8:05 PM

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In edit from my OP,

it WILL be Turkey and Ham for 'this cat'......I had a 'talki'n to' so I grabbed a fairly small bird on the way home (12lbs).....Now the challenge is to get this mutha thawed out for cooking...lol

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 10:56 AM

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Turkey Day

Today is our family TD. Gonna wolf down as much food as this snake can!

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:04 AM

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im gathering up the whole family ...and we're gonna stand outside the neighbors house and stare through the window while they eat......

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:13 AM

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Hey! Where in

the hell are the pictures of your new arrival ebear?????? If I was your neighbor, I'd close the blinds!!!!!!lol

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:20 AM

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well i got it

started fuckin around with it....and took it apart and cleaned....it took me awhile to figur out how to put the gas piston back in....and i still can't get the reciever cover on right....i got pissed and quit....iwill try again today....as far as the neighbors.......they're kinda scared of me anyways.....the possum thing

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:29 AM

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Receiver covers

are a Royal bitch to get on, I feel your pain. It took me a solid hour to get the one on my Romak on......I hate that fucking thing!

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:06 AM

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turkey holiday..

gonna go to my first turkey shoot tonite...under the lights...should be interesting and this afternoon i give out 150 turkeys to disadvantaged.. [ read poor ]...they just come to my shop and pickup a turkey donated by a local supermarket..my favorite day is friday and leftovers and football...SEC...

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:11 AM

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that sounds awsome.....i went hunting for hare at nite in mexico when i was a teenager....it was a blast....i did'nt hit anything ....well maybe a couple of pink elephants.....damn tequila

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:30 AM

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Were you the typical male and had parts leftover as well. It sounds like you need a bigger hammer or Ace to show you how to do it.

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:35 AM

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no left-overs

but i can't get the back button to stick out....what the fuck!!!!!!...any help would be appreciated.....Leartes??? step up and help you homo!!!!!.....just kidding.....about the help part that is....lolol

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:53 AM

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back button

bend over and squeeze harder,you'll either feel the back button pop or see blood

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:00 PM

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last time

i did that....five lil chihuahua:s popped out

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:01 PM

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Nightmares tonight. But that did remind me of a post. BRB

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:40 AM

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Leftover parts?

There's only like four parts to an AK.....

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:41 AM

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lol

and i fucked it up!!!!!lololol...WTF!!!!!

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:44 AM

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Then why so hard

So if ebear can count them without taking off his shoes then why is it so hard to get back together. I thought these were made for farmers to use. Oh, wait, farmers tend to be mechanically inclined so they probably have no problems with it. But Hamp, you were a avi mech right? What's ebears excuse???

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:50 AM

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Hey manu, I

got mine together.....LOL!!

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:45 AM

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lol

im stupido

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:46 AM

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ebear do you work?

or live off the wife?

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:47 AM

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ebear, get a

small screwdriver and use it to push the button forward as you slide the cover on OR sometimes you can kind of wedge (that's wedge not wedgie) the button forward against the spring pressure and use the screwdriver to snap it back into track!

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:49 AM

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He don't work

he is a teamster.....LOL!!!

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:52 AM

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Jinx!!!

you can't talk till someone pulls the Trojan from ur ass......or pickle

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:55 AM

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Trojan horse?

ebear wrote:
you can't talk till someone pulls the Trojan from ur ass......or pickle

LOL!

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:49 AM

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manu

first i don't work.....im a teamster!!!! and Hamp i tried that , but i 'll use a smaller screwdriver and see if that works

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:52 AM

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invest in a set of jewelers screwdrivers they work great.

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:53 AM

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Teamster

I thought the union disarmed their members along time ago? They were worried about a revolt for spending all of the dues money to elect liberal, soicalist, nazi, commie buzzard barf politicians!!!

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:53 AM

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that should work. Sorry the devil made me do that. I couldn't help myself, but after what Hamp & Nitris were saying you being "pindick" the bug fucker, I have these nightmares and the voices are getting louder. Shut up, go away, No I won't.

3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:58 AM

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i tried that......the wife caught me.....again!!!!

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 11:55 AM

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you know

how you know a Teamster is dead???.....the donut falls out of his hand!!!!...get it???? it falls....cause he is de......ok back to the ak

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:11 PM

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Figure if it doesn't defrost, it will at least be clean.. Now i have to run and get floresent lights from the hardware store..How come that stuff always burns out when people are showing up..

Morning all.. Mike the news makes it sound like you guys are in a mess up there, you snowed in or what..

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:17 PM

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why don't

you just take your truck into town?

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:13 PM

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Greg and GP

Ya'll missed some good fun this morning. Good morning and stay warm GP.

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:21 PM

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That's what eds famous for Manu ....that and the bleeding hemorrhoids...

He's a heart breaker to.. Took both Runs Dad, and myself to heart break hotel.. Says he loves ya.. then throws you over for the first AK that comes along.

Sad i tell ya, Sad.. This country's littered with middle aged men who've had thier heart broken by Ebear..

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:24 PM

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lol

shit i broke my own heart....in three places!!!....lol....gotta go talk to ya soon....if not Everyone have a Great Thanksgiving

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:26 PM

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:27 PM

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I said i had to run and get fluorescent bulbs.. Jerry (Mr humor) says .. drum roll please..

"why don't you take your truck into town".

This is a perfect example of what happens if you spend 3 or more months with snow on the ground.. Your humor gets all frozen over..

Did laugh my ass off on that subliminal stuff to lurches yesterday tho, THAT was funny..

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:34 PM

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Ebear

You have a PM. Hope it helps dude.

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:42 PM

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snow sitrep

it quit snowing yesterday and now it is arctic cold!a whole 12 degrees right now.total snowfall was 12 inches but that dont stop our Suburbans!i just cant my little car out of here is all.and the kids want us to stay off the driveway so they can sled there.I wanted to get in some range time today but with the temp and 18 inches of snow between the benches and the targets...not this white guy!

3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:53 PM

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Not much different

here GP, high of 18, low of 5 and our so called 'blizzard' (according to the media) last night was a non event, 6" of snow is all we got which is ho hum around here.

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:57 PM

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T day

wife is cooking a ham and I am smoking a Chateau Briand (brisket for u lackys).which we are taking to my parents house where mom is cooking the turkey and fixin's.also have 2 uncles coming over that i havent seen in awhile.

3 years 20 weeks ago, 8:38 PM

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Turkey Day!

My Son's family went to the inlaw's, Daughter has to work, ACE went to Mississippi. to be with her family(good for her) so the wife and I are going to Paris Landing State Park Inn. Not only do they have all the usual TG delights they also have Gulf Shore Butterfly Shrimp as big as your hand. I'll take that any day over turkey.

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 4:35 PM

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 12:34 AM

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Stand outside the neighbor's house and stare. That'd be some funny shit to do. It'd either get you shot or invited in where I come from, but it'd almost be worth the bullets for the humor.

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