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5 years 41 weeks ago, 3:56 AM

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Who is the Fed Mole?

Okay, so with all the discussion and various ideas on who should die and when the war should start and so on, there has got to be a fed amongst us. Who is it? My pick is either myself or ebear. I thought maybe Sylvan, but his retarded ass was too obvious. Who's your pick as the mole? I say ebear because he hasn't made any blatantly anti-government statements that I've seen. He waits in the wings pretending to be a poor day laborer, all the while jotting down notes and copying and pasting while eating his government-issue burrito and beans. I'M ONTO YOU, EBEAR. OR SHOULD I SAY, G-BEAR!! HAH HAH HAH!!!

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 4:01 AM

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sure as hell aint me!

i,as a redneck,represent the bible toting,gun loving members of this country!

5 years 41 weeks ago, 4:08 AM

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I don't know man.

Go ahead punk, Make My Day!
5 years 41 weeks ago, 4:10 AM

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Well, i was going to

say LLE is a candidate, but that would be starting another pissing contest. However...

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5 years 28 weeks ago, 8:12 PM

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I think LLE's big santa clause beard isn't standard issue for the FED

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 4:15 AM

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They don't let rednecks from Alabama work in the federal government. We can't get a security clearance due to subversive activity done while we were bored and drunk.

Go ahead punk, Make My Day!
5 years 41 weeks ago, 4:18 AM

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Blues

They let stoner rednecks from Arkansas become president. Isn't it funny that the last three presidents wouldn't be able to get a top secret clearance? Hell, G-dub and Obama wouldn't even get a secret.

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 6:33 AM

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I do solemly swear

The mole is not me for sure. I am the guy that posted hear about the slap ammo, and no fed is gonig to tell a guy how to shoot through armoured vehicles. Not to mention I know I am on a list for all the anti-government web-sites I frequent.

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 12:32 PM

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i think its reaper

that dirty scumbag

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 1:07 PM

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of the United States of America and I would never enter into any sort of subversive activity against the government, despite its many flaws. I am on record, however, for soliciting employment with the New World Order Masonic/Templar Illuminati Bad Guys(tm)--UFO Division. I'll post my application next....

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 1:11 PM

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My NWO Application

I’d like to sign up for the New World Order in the Black Ops UFO division. I’d rather not do the neo-fascist thing, but Capitalist Masonic Pig Dog would be fine with me. My grandfather was a Mason, and I know he would have encouraged me to join had he not died before I was born. I’m cool with it. In fact, I may be him reincarnated. I have evidence. I’ve heard so many good things about the NWO that I think it’s time for me to make my contribution to the greater good. Does anyone know how to submit an application? I mean, do the Men in Black monitor this board looking for recruits, or maybe the top secret black ops guys? I don’t know, of course, but I’m assuming they must, so I thought I’d just ask them right here since their phone number is, like, unlisted.

Look, I’m well qualified. I have a lifetime of experience in both conspiracies, UFOs, and bureaucracies. I’m computer literate and height/weight proportionate. I don’t smoke. I lean conservative and I’m a loyal American. I feel my education, experience, and loyalty qualify me as a commissioned officer. Considering that time is of the essence here (I’m no spring chicken), I suggest you start me off as, say, a Lieutenant Colonel. I’m not asking to set policy or anything, but I’d like to contribute at a meaningful level and I simply do not have the time to work up through the ranks. I’m a pretty good mission specialist. Just give me direction and I’ll get the job done whatever it is. Once you see my resume you’ll understand what I’m talking about. Eventually I’d like to join the General Staff. I know I have to prove myself first, but I wanted you to know I have goals. Oh, also! I’ve had a Secret Clearance before, so we don’t have to start from scratch. I've done some bad things since then, but Bad is Good, right? I should fit right in.

So if you would just contact me, which should be easy enough for folks like you. I’m not really hiding, but I don’t want to deal with the cranks. I mean, I’ve got Caller ID on purpose. Other than that I’m easy to find. Contact me and I’ll point you to my online resume (if you haven’t found it already) and we can go from there. There’s a big open field directly in front of my house (see Google Earth to verify), so if you are restricted to, shall we say, more exotic means of travel, it should be no problem. You could always just drive up in a black sedan and knock on the door. That would be okay, too. Don’t worry about the dog. He has a big bark, but he’s really harmless. If he knows who you are he’ll hide under the bed anyway. That’s what he did last time the cops showed up. (It was no big deal. I’ll tell you all about it.)

Oh, by the way, I don’t require payment except for expenses incurred. I’ll volunteer. I wanted you to know how serious I am about this. And I’m a pretty good shot.

Thanks. Looking forward to hearing from you soon.

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 2:36 PM

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that was posting a few weeks ago, the guy that was blocked I assume! What was his name? Sylvan?

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 3:41 PM

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My vote

I voite Snake.....I mean let's face it he did name himself after an infiltrator.....

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 41 weeks ago, 3:47 PM

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He could be guest, after all, right now it says 'Active Users: 1023 (19 members and 1004 guests)' That doesn't seem like its accuate. Quinton is online right now. Maybe he can tell us.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
5 years 41 weeks ago, 3:57 PM

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Hell im no fed

Im a gunslot mercinary. I work for the gunslot highest payer. If i was a fed i would have busted you all by now. After all SSRS10 said i was named after a infiltrator. So my allgeince is to gunslot and all who love kickin ass on a budget.

5 years 41 weeks ago, 4:03 PM

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Snake

haha in that case come mow my lawn! I'll pay you $15.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 41 weeks ago, 4:15 PM

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$10 dollah!

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 5:46 PM

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snake!

why would you bust me?what for?

5 years 41 weeks ago, 6:09 PM

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Smack. He thinks he's a sniper, too. My guess is you're like a mentor to his young butt. It's his way of expressing affection.

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 6:13 PM

Anonymous

woah hold on

Im not gonna bust anyone......except ebear and sky.....just joking wont bust anyone that didnt have it coming.

5 years 41 weeks ago, 6:16 PM

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Snake: Just remember

age and treachery trump youth and beauty. Not that I'm callin' you beautiful, I just know you're a youth. ;-) So what's up with this sniper thing anyway?

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 6:31 PM

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Sky

My grandfather was a WWII sniper back in the day. So I strted to study sniper rifles. I LOVE sniper stuff. 5 days till me birthday i will be 19 am i still a youth?

5 years 41 weeks ago, 6:37 PM

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Snake

Same here dude, love the sniper shit. Yeah dude you're still a youth...actually we both are, I'm 23 but these old geezers will always know us as YOUTH....but hey at least we can get it up.....

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 41 weeks ago, 6:38 PM

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least according to the dictionaries it is a man in his teens or early twenties. I would tend to stop at 21 myself--just reporting what the books say. I was just wondering if you based your sniper stuff on the fact that you had gone to the Canadian sniper school or something (Canadians think they are the best snipers in the world. Who am I to doubt them?). Hey! I know! Join the Navy, learn Arabic at the Defense Language Institute in Monterey (nice place), select for the Seals, then for sniper school! Whaddya say, snake? Let the adventure begin! You can then say, "Die, Muthafukah, die" in Arabic. Mrs. Snake could join, too!

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 6:41 PM

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ssr10: Funny dude, but

I can't ever get it down. It's a hard cross to bear. (Bha ha ha ha!) and I'm closing in on 60. (really. It's not all good.) I'm so funny....

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 6:42 PM

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schuyler

haha I see

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 41 weeks ago, 6:50 PM

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SSRS10

Only way old people can get it hard is to stick it in a freezer but thats still doubtful. but atleast we have somthing they dont that is stamina. hahahaha old people hump 2 or three times and then its time for the inhaler. LOL

5 years 41 weeks ago, 7:02 PM

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is pussy. Now that's a pick-me-up if there ever was one. Besides, guys, we're not exactly in the same market, so let's just enjoy ourselves, eh? Besides, it's gonna take you punks a lifetime to get to the point where you have the same number of notches as are on my gun! So now I get to sit back, relax, and enjoy my grandkids. That would be guys your age. I shake my head in wonder and I'm really sorry. You guys are going to have to go through some serious shit. And I can't do a damn thing about it. Keep the faith and pass it on to your own kids. This 'life thing' goes by way too fast. You don't know that now, but just wait until you wake up 60 and wonder where it all went. Just like Red Green says: "Just remember. We're all in this together."

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5 years 41 weeks ago, 7:47 PM

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schuyler

Solid...

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
5 years 41 weeks ago, 7:10 PM

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they fired my ass for calling the president a sparkling wiggler so its all good now.... no worries!!

The time is coming when those who kill you will think they are offering service to God. Jesus - (John 16.2) A penny saved is a government oversight.
5 years 41 weeks ago, 7:24 PM

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i hear

that ssrs10 gave mrs.obama the tounge and she turned out to be a wiggler lol. ya sneaky booger ssrs10

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