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5 years 37 weeks ago, 5:34 AM

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Why I Carry A Gun

My old grandpa said to me son,' there comes a time in every man's life
when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's
when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin'.

I don't carry a gun to kill people.
I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people.
I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.
I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.
I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the
world.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.
I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.
I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating
myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and
not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy.
I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a
cowboy.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.
I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the
ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate...
I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am
inadequate.

Police Protection is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves.
Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the
crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.

Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to
take an ass whoopin'.

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
5 years 37 weeks ago, 9:23 AM

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GLOCKSTER!!!

do you just look for stuff that has recently been posted, so you can re-post it?

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 37 weeks ago, 9:34 AM

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yes i do

no not really i got it in an email and just loged in and posted it

If guns are outlawed I'LL BE AN OUTLAW!!!!!!!!! If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy.
5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:49 AM

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Why I carry a gun

So I can bust a cap, nigga.

Because it makes me a tough guy.

Because spears, while battle proven, are difficult to sneak onto the playgrounds.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
5 years 36 weeks ago, 7:07 AM

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my liberal bitch

Its the first time that I have read it and i am posting it on my daughter-in-laws facebook page. she's a liberal bitch from boston...THANK YOU GLOCKSTER

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 36 weeks ago, 1:48 PM

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ha ha

ivantank wrote:
Its the first time that I have read it and i am posting it on my daughter-in-laws facebook page. she's a liberal bitch from boston...THANK YOU GLOCKSTER

holding a grudge against your son????

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 36 weeks ago, 7:22 AM

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Carry

Because it barks "Here" and "Bites" down "there".

(You have to look behind all of that outer space stuff)
5 years 36 weeks ago, 1:46 PM

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Why I carry a gun

The only real reason I carry a gun is that a Cop is too heavy.

5 years 36 weeks ago, 1:49 PM

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Ironkoji

you need to work out more...
they make special holsters for cops now. You should ask greasy, I heard he had a cop holster once.
clint

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 1:57 PM

Anonymous

Why i carry a gun

so when I see a russian I can dispose of him properly.

5 years 36 weeks ago, 1:59 PM

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snake

what if it was a white russian?

dude

clint

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:01 PM

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careful

I got a beverage here! I have faith that snake would dispose of the caucasian properly as well.

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:32 PM

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Reaper

I can't believe I missed this quote...I have to watch the movie again!

clint

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:35 PM

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Nihilists

A BUNCH OF F*CKIN AMATEURS!

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:45 PM

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Nihilists!

Reaper308 wrote:
A BUNCH OF F*CKIN AMATEURS!

Nihilists! F*ck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:05 PM

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white versus black

Do drink the russians? If you do, which do you prefer?

dude like the white russians, and bowling...

I like the dude, he makes me laugh...

clint

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:23 PM

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Phone's ringing, Dude

white russians all day over black... we used to add a splash of coke (colorado bulldog), but I still prefer the white, pretty stiff.

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:26 PM

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thank you

Donny

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:12 PM

Anonymous

NO NO NO

Russian PERSON. I HATE THE RUSSIANS THEY MUST BE DEYSTROYED.

5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:12 PM

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Here is looking at you Jacko, or maybe your girlfreind.LOL!!!!!

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:19 PM

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hillbilly

one of the most witty things on the site today!! Good job my friend.

Still chuckling about this one

clint

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:33 PM

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I would suggest bourbon, scotch, rye, gin, or brandy.

5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:37 PM

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piss

if you have to

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:48 PM

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Ironkoji

You should ask Reaper what he adds to powdered water. It sure tastes good at the end of a long hot day. That man is a genius!!

clint

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:51 PM

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yeah

you should ask him, I'm not sure what it is... but it smells kind of like golden showers in the spring desert

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:42 PM

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You sir are a sick man. You're funny as hell, but you're in need of a good cheap shrink.

5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:47 PM

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head docs

the VA docs just try to feed me valium or xanax, and the cheap private shrinks keep telling me they don't get paid enough to put up with my shit

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:49 PM

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are you from boston

Have you tried talking to Robin Willimas?

clint

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:53 PM

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yes

I actually did, but then he showed up dressed up as an old nanny woman with a british accent, scared the shit out of me

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 36 weeks ago, 2:53 PM

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hey Raper

Someone respects you!!

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5 years 36 weeks ago, 3:03 PM

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Reaper

Respect.......I respect you sweet heart.......

5 years 36 weeks ago, 3:11 PM

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don't you

look me in the eye!

and sit down when you pee!

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
5 years 36 weeks ago, 3:18 PM

Anonymous

REAPER!!!!!!!!!!

I DONT GET IT................

2 years 51 weeks ago, 12:49 AM

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GLOCKSTER wrote:My old

GLOCKSTER wrote:
My old grandpa said to me son,' there comes a time in every man's life
when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's
when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin'.

I don't carry a gun to kill people.
I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people.
I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.
I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.
I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the
world.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.
I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.
I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating
myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.
I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and
not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy.
I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a
cowboy.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.
I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the
ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate...
I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am
inadequate.

Police Protection is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves.
Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the
crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.

Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to
take an ass whoopin'.

2 years 51 weeks ago, 12:55 AM

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well said sixgunsam

and welcome to the site.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
2 years 51 weeks ago, 2:56 PM

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GLOCKSTER wrote:My old

GLOCKSTER wrote:
My old grandpa said to me son,' there comes a time in every man's life
when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps.

Heck, I don't even think my grandpa knew the term " bustin' caps". Lol!

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2 years 51 weeks ago, 9:40 PM

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GLOCKSTER wrote:

I'm addicted to breathing and not depending on anyone else for my fix.

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!

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