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4 years 2 days ago, 3:07 PM

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why i hate Hampster

i've decided to start a new Thread. For all of you guys that feel i hijack ur threads. i will only speak on my own. So here goes........Fuck You Hampster!!!!..." get a ak " " it will be fun!!!"""..i have cuts allover my fuckin fingers from trying to put the damn reciever cover on...i've lost more blood than King Kongs mother on her period!!!!!I have'nt even threw the shipping box out yet and i've kicked the dog three fuckin times..!!!..fuckin Hampton you Cat -lovin cabinate building ,morman sucking fuck-wad....aaaaaaaaaah!!! i hate you..!!!!

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4 years 2 days ago, 3:24 PM

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Hate is the closest emotion to love. Wait till you start shooting it ebear, then your love for hamp will return and you guys will be spooning again.

4 years 2 days ago, 3:55 PM

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Now now ebear, your

inner child rears it's ugly head once again...............You could fuck up a wet dream!!!!! lol I feel so sorry for you that I am contemplating driving the hundreds of miles to PUT THE FUCKING RECEIVER COVER ON YOUR RIFLE that you have so miserably failed to do so yourself, just wait till Runs gets wind of this.....LOL

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4 years 2 days ago, 3:58 PM

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hamp

i hope the Turkey on ur table is the same one. my cousin Philipe` raped last night!!!!.." mmmmm this bird sure is tender and juicy Hampton, where ever did you get it?"

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4 years 2 days ago, 3:19 AM

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:D

ebear wrote:
i hope the Turkey on ur table is the same one. my cousin Philipe` raped last night!!!!.." mmmmm this bird sure is tender and juicy Hampton, where ever did you get it?"

hahahahahahaha that may be in the top ten funniest curses I've ever heard

3 years 50 weeks ago, 7:13 PM

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Holy shit!!!!

Ebear wrote:
i hope the Turkey on ur table is the same one. my cousin Philipe` raped last night!!!!.." mmmmm this bird sure is tender and juicy Hampton, where ever did you get it?"

I'm laughing so fucking hard, I'm in tears...............Ebear, you rock!!!!!

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4 years 2 days ago, 3:27 PM

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i can't get the reciever cover to stay on...the lil button wont go thru the hole....i may never shoot this whore!!!im gonna put the bayonet on it and use it as a fn spear!!!!!

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3 years 50 weeks ago, 7:24 PM

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Ebear, try putting

the round peg in the square hole, since you can't get the fucking square peg in the square hole......Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

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4 years 2 days ago, 3:31 PM

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Ebear, if your having trouble gettin the "little button through the hole", just give the thing some alcohol or slip it a "mickey" and that hole will loosen right up. Usually does anyway. And I thought Romanian girls were easy anyways? Where is Nitris when you need him? He could probably tell you 10 ways to get that thing to work.

4 years 2 days ago, 6:23 AM

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Cat and ebear

put some hair around the hole!!! Or fur, BAAAAAAAA don't know the llama sound except that they spit.

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4 years 2 days ago, 3:44 PM

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Ebear

When you try to put the cover on do it slowly and watch closely and see if you can find whats holding it up. It could be as simple as the internal spring in the way. Or you could be a little rougher on the approach and try and slide it on a bit rough. But I suggest watching closely while attempting to put it on.

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4 years 2 days ago, 3:51 PM

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Oh man!

"Or you could be a little rougher on the approach and try and slide it on a bit rough. But I suggest watching closely while attempting to put it on."
There goes ebear for a few minutes! LOL
Shwing!!!

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4 years 2 days ago, 3:48 PM

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Ebear...or maybe you should try taking it to dinner first and say nice things.

4 years 2 days ago, 3:54 PM

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thanx for the advice

im leaving it alone for now....my daughter just got a scholarship to Loyola for Nursing,,,,very proud...im gonna buy her a .380 as a gift...she loves shooting my Sig.

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4 years 2 days ago, 3:59 PM

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Congrats Ebear

Congrats ebear.

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4 years 2 days ago, 4:02 PM

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even though her Padre is being such an asshole this afternoon......lol

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4 years 2 days ago, 4:06 PM

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ebear

you ought to be proud! Good news, tell her we are proud too!

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4 years 2 days ago, 4:06 PM

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Ebear congratulations about your daughter. Thats great. And if you manage to get her a little Sig 380 before I get mine that was ordered over a year ago, I'm going to cry.

4 years 2 days ago, 4:09 PM

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Cat

Ya still waiting on it? Whats the hold up on it? Did ya order it custom or something?

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4 years 2 days ago, 4:12 PM

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Snake, nah, it's coming in soon, in the next month I was told. IT's not custom, but it's a limited run of the "equinox" line. Which really only means it's stainless with blackened top and bottom and with nightsits and combination night site/fiberoptic front. Funny thing is, I"ve seen them at gunshows, but mine hasn't made it in yet.

4 years 2 days ago, 4:15 PM

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Wow Cat

Ya know ya HAVE to post a pic to rub in ebears face once ya get it. lol!

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4 years 2 days ago, 4:17 PM

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lol

Cat, theres one on Auctionarms...reg sites black on black...435.00

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4 years 2 days ago, 4:20 PM

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Ebear...I don't wanna hear it....suck it!

4 years 2 days ago, 4:21 PM

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lol

if i could , id never leave the house...lol

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4 years 2 days ago, 5:56 PM

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ebear

Congratulations to your daughter on her accomplishment! You must be very, very proud of her.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 2 days ago, 5:48 AM

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Congrats to your Daughter Loyola is no small feat! As far as the AK just keep giving so of your special TLC and it will slowly give in, like all the rest have!

4 years 2 days ago, 9:13 AM

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thanks all

my youngest asked me if now she has to live up to her older sister....i said no.....we can't afford it////lolololol

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3 years 52 weeks ago, 9:41 PM

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Put the front edge of the receiver cover in the corresponding notch, push the back down until it starts to move the retaining button, then bang it down with the heel of your hand. You fucking sissy! Told you to stop being a bitch and just save for an AR. But does ebear want to listen to me? Nooo

You know what's funny? The AK is designed to be simple enough to hand to an inbred soviet peasant fucking farm boy with no education along with a half-hour block of instruction and result in cannon fodder who can get the gun to shoot. And you had to come on the internet and whine that you couldn't figure it out.

I'm telling my dad and he's going to make fun of you the whole time he's cornholing your retarded ass.

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3 years 50 weeks ago, 7:03 PM

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Damn Runaway........

That is some of your best writing to date. I pictured those little bottle throwing Africans holding AK's over their heads held together by bailing wire and duct tape.

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3 years 50 weeks ago, 7:38 PM

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traing wasnt geared toward messacins! LOL

3 years 49 weeks ago, 11:40 AM

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This is the most entertaining thread I have come across on the site so far.

Did Ebear ever figure it out?

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3 years 49 weeks ago, 11:49 AM

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mattitude about ebear

I've never met him but
he is one of the most fun loving guys
I have ever run across.
Warning to you
If you dish it out ,better be ready to take it
ebear loves a good joke and his skin
must be 2 inches thick

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3 years 49 weeks ago, 11:53 AM

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You are right, we have a lot of fun
This is the best bunch of guys & gals
I've ever run across.
We may be very different but we have
a common denominator
GUNS and the 2nd amendment
everything else is icing on the cake

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
3 years 49 weeks ago, 11:58 AM

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I figured it was all out of fun, and as long as it is I don't take offense at all to any jabs.

Most of you guys so far seem like you are a fun loving, good bunch.

"...one is allowed to resist against the unjust aggressor to one's life [...] even 'til the aggressor’s death. In fact, this act is aimed at preserving one’s life and to make the aggressor powerless. Thus, it is a good act" - Thomas Aquinas
3 years 49 weeks ago, 12:07 PM

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She grad from Albuquerque Hi
and misses it a bunch.
She used to ride horses where the
4 wheelers now go.
I guess we all miss the good old days

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3 years 49 weeks ago, 12:19 PM

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Yeah, none of that area is the same anymore. In fact one of the oldest private ranges, Zia Pistol and Rifle Club is always threatened because of more and more development out there.

"...one is allowed to resist against the unjust aggressor to one's life [...] even 'til the aggressor’s death. In fact, this act is aimed at preserving one’s life and to make the aggressor powerless. Thus, it is a good act" - Thomas Aquinas

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