Okay so here's something funny that I heard the other day, this has to do with women and how picky they can be. So here's the platform for the joke There is a department store but this is no regular department store this is a department store just for women and the merchandise is men. So, women may enter the store and pick any man that they'd like and thee are many many floors in this place, there is only one hitch to this shopping extravaganza though once you leave a floor you may never return to it to buy one of the men on that floor. Okay!
So this lady enters the store looking for a man she get's to the first floor and looks at the tag on one of the men she fancies. It proclaims "Handyman" she thinks to herself "oh that's nice I wonder what's on the next floor up!" and proceeds up. Once she arrives she finds a man and his tag reads "Handyman, romantic" she thinks to herself "oh that's nice I wonder what's on the next floor up!" and proceeds up. Once she arrives and finds a man his tag reads "Handyman, Romantic, Loves to cuddle" and he has the body of a model, she thinks to herself "oh that's nice I wonder what's on the next floor up!" and proceeds up. This continues for a number of floors until she eventually reaches the top floor, the elevator stops with a ding. And the doors slide open, there standing before her eyes are a number of normal men all mosying about smoking, drinking coffee and mingling and they all look up at her when she arrives. She thinks to herself "What the hell is this?" Just goes to show that women are never happy with what they've got.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses