runawaygun762  |
Due to underwhelming pressure from my GunsLot constituency, I bought a six-pack of Budweiser yesterday and drank three of them. I'm actually looking forward to dinner so I can drink the other three. NO MORE MIKE'S FOR THIS GUY!!! I'd like to thank all those who helped make this possible: greasypaws, ebear, samD, Nitris, Nitris's dog, God, and the Screen Actor's Guild for putting on such a wonderful buffet. Thank you. If you can't win their hearts and minds, then expose their hearts and minds to open oxygen. WHEN IN DOUBT, THIRTY OUT!!
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samD
Please report to your AA meeting and find your sponsor. You are seriously drinking again or are you f'ng with us? I never know with you. 3 whole beers in one day, what a guy. lol
runawaygun762
But it helps me sleep. And it was three beers and two glasses of Muscato at and after dinner. Shut up, old man. Don't make me call epon thu rath uf snake.
luckybychoice
than i have had in the last year GOD DAMMIT! i'm on a dry drunk now,fuck AA,those meetings are for quitters and i ain't no quitter.LOL
samD
Alcoholics have to go to meetings.
luckybychoice
the Doctors told me not to drink anymore after they stole several organs from me,bastards,well it was a good run though.
Nitris
Runaway only drink when your alone or with someone. Never at the same time or place. Don't drink and drive I drive and drink, confuse the cops. Drive everyday none stop a case at the least.
runawaygun762
that's wha I found at Nitris's house when I got his dog good and drunk. Boy, huskys do some FUCKED UP shit in bed when they're drunk. Let's just use the three sexiest letters in the alphabet. ATM. Yeah, puppy