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4 years 48 weeks ago, 9:28 AM

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*LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT..*



IF*YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.



IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.



IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.



IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.



IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY 
AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.



IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.



IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

** ** A JOB,
** ** A DRIVERS LICENSE,
** ** SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
** ** WELFARE,
** ** FOOD STAMPS,
** ** CREDIT CARDS,
** ** SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A*** HOUSE,
** ** FREE EDUCATION,
** ** FREE HEALTH CARE,
** ** A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
** ** BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
** * *LANGUAGE
** ** THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU*DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
****



I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…
*

Ron Paul 2012 III
4 years 48 weeks ago, 9:37 AM

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lol

GOD BLESS AMERICA

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 10:24 AM

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Welcome to America, make sure you start having kids and bring the rest of your family if they didn't beat you here!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 48 weeks ago, 3:19 PM

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mike

Only in America right.
That shit has got to stop somewhere.
Fuck the fence, give me a guard tower

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 3:41 PM

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Exactly! I'm so f=g tired of this shit!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 48 weeks ago, 10:34 AM

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in texas that WALKED into Ft.Worth from Mexico 3 times,everytime he was deported he walked back,then he found a UGLY white bitch to marry and didn't have to walk no more.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 48 weeks ago, 10:38 AM

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Probably didn't have to work again either!

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 10:38 AM

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mexico

thanks god everyday for fat white ugly lonely women.

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 10:41 AM

zx12rmike

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Well, I thank God for hot latinas everyday!

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 10:42 AM

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mmmmm

yum

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 10:43 AM

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Thought this might be useful to you!

4 years 48 weeks ago, 10:46 AM

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He, Mexican, she was appearance challenged with weight not proportional to height person of pallor.
He worked his ass off and she spent like there was no tomorrow. I was pleased he finally divorced her even though he had to move out. Poor bastard wet.

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 10:49 AM

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 10:51 AM

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well this guy

and a lot of the others were hard working as hell,i could string a line to the next county,give them a shovel,show them the one foot mark on a tape measure and they would dig until they ran out of string,but when immigration raided they could run fast too.Of course i had some crazy ass white boys from Indiana working for me too down there,and they were the reason i carried a .25 in my pocket.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 48 weeks ago, 10:57 AM

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club I worked along side the laziest sack of shit wet I've ever met. We were supposed to plant trees for a wind break, He turned maybe 2 shoves full of dirt, total but the boss thought he was the best thing since ditchwitch was invented. He only got $5, tortillas & beans per day and finally pointed his zapadas norte.

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 11:52 AM

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back in the 80s i was lead foreman on the Bank of America in downtown Dallas,people that will remain nameless brought in semi trailers and staged them side by side and the illegals moved into them,lots of them too,they worked on the building and they were brought bags of food and some spending cash and a lot of beer,towards the end of the job immigration was called and these illegals were rounded up and shipped back to mexico.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 48 weeks ago, 12:01 PM

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fuck those spic's eyes out like that! Being here illegally does have it's disadvantages.

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 12:08 PM

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that was part

of the game,everybody knew it

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 11:59 AM

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doing the "Hat Dance". That's how libs see 'em. Just like they see Bambi and the Coca Cola bear instead of nasty assed animal like they really are.

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 3:09 PM

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ahhh daisy

deer are cute, my wife makes me plant
corn and oats for them every year.
I do like to watch them, guess I'm
getting soft in my old age

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
4 years 48 weeks ago, 3:11 PM

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Baiting 'em in like that, then blaming the wife.

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 3:23 PM

CharlesW

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runaway

I forgot to mention I plant
right next to my one acre pond

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
4 years 48 weeks ago, 3:12 PM

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i like

they way they roll thier eyes when they orgasm.

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 3:14 PM

Anonymous

Bait and Boom

Perfect combo!

4 years 48 weeks ago, 3:22 PM

CharlesW

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runaway

I don't deer hunt but when the hogs
show up I'll get out there.
I forgot to mention I plant
right next to my 1 acre pond

A little rebellion is good medicine for the government Thomas Jefferson
4 years 48 weeks ago, 4:47 PM

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a rectal exam on them?

iyaoyas
4 years 48 weeks ago, 4:53 PM

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It's a mirror trick, ebear likes to watch the eyes bug out, he thinks it's funny!

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 5:09 PM

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He's looking in there face when he blows.

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4 years 48 weeks ago, 7:21 AM

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Put on a ski mask, and wear a leather glove on one hand. Wrap baling wire around the wrist of the other hand. When the hand with the wire around it goes numb, stand in front of a mirror and jack off while choking yourself with the gloved hand. It's like you're raping someone, because you're wearing a ski mask and choking someone with a gloved hand, but it's like you're being raped, because you're looking at a guy wearing a ski mask who's choking you with a gloved hand. Cool, huh?

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 48 weeks ago, 1:59 AM

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Runs

you have way to much downtime.

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