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4 years 51 weeks ago, 11:43 AM

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World's Shortest Books

The Worlds Shortest Books;

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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J.. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi

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4 years 50 weeks ago, 2:28 PM

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Stop The Presses

I paid my taxes
Obama's cabinet

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4 years 50 weeks ago, 5:25 PM

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LMMFAO, Can we add to it?

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4 years 50 weeks ago, 5:39 PM

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OH HELL!!!

I think I pissed myself....wife loved it too.

"I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children live in peace." Thomas Payne- Revolutionist
4 years 50 weeks ago, 5:43 PM

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You should do like I

You should do like I do!
Before I log on, I go put on a Depends! Then I sit back and laugh until I piss myself!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson

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