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4 years 16 weeks ago, 2:09 PM

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If so, lets hear it

The evils of tyranny are rarely seen, but by he who resists it.
4 years 16 weeks ago, 2:26 PM

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i was at the bar and went outside to smoke some guy came outside and was telling me about how he was mad at his wife for being "flirty" and "all over" me .....which she wasn't btw. I said calm down tiger dont get all butt-hurt she was just trying to hook me up with her friend. Hes like ohh im not mad (mind you this whole conversation was in a joking manner we were pretty ....ummm drunk) if i was mad id get my gun and pointed to his car......i laughed and said mines closer and pointed to my hip. Thats when i made the mistake of asking him what he had, he said a .45, i said ok but what is it? hes like a colt. im like oh nice what model he said all confused "a .45" i said no i mean what series of colt. he said i dont know maybe its a .40. right there i was like ok ok this guys a little out here. then i just kinda looked away and a min later he was like no maybe its a glock .40, i was thinking of my grandpas old gun he gave me. .......needless to say i laughed flicked my cigarette and went back inside. later that night i was even ....drunker and smoked another one, he happed to already be outside.....i said lets go look at that gun ill tell you exactly what you have hahaha, and he looked at his wife and was like is it in the car...did i bring it..... she said bring what?, then i remembered why i stopped talking to him in the first place. fucking weirdo

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4 years 16 weeks ago, 5:08 PM

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and he made the statement that he was a" Force Reconer",i said what?,he repeated it and added "like in the Marines"......

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 16 weeks ago, 5:32 PM

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haha yup lbc

a dude saw my special forces tab tattoo once and started telling me how he used to be SF, i asked him what battalion he was in he said Alpha i laughed and asked him what group he was in he said 204, thats when i told him he didn't have to lie to me and that i really could care less, he insisted he was telling the truth so i asked him what his MOS was and he had no idea what it even was, so then i proceeded to tell every person i saw to ask him what his mos was right in front of him while laughing in his face. then he told me he just forgot because hes been out so long and that he made himself forget "like because he was too war stricken" lol i think he just watched the movie platoon one too many times.....IMO

he was embarrassed it made my night, but he stood his ground with his lie , got to give him some credit......i really could of gave two shits if he worked at a gas station or was delta force operator.....

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4 years 16 weeks ago, 6:08 PM

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One day outside smoking with brother Dave this guy pops off with how he was NSA in the 60's. We're like, no shit imagine that. So he goes on to tell us about how he went on operations that he could never talk about and such. So we just kinda drifted off with our conversation like he wasn't there, or is some kind of kid, see but not heard...

Dave mentions trail counting and this guy spits out "Yeah, I had Pol Pot in my cross hairs, but they wouldn't give me clearance to pull the trigger" I blew coke all over this guys son who was standing next to me right before I told him to go grow up...

So about a week after this, I am behind the counter making up some targets and he walks up and starts talking like we are best buddies. As I am considering telling him to kiss off, he sticks his hand in his pocket and pulls a Sig 238 out and states "Bet you haven't seen one of these"

I told him to put it away and not to take a weapon out in the lobby again or he would be baned from the range. He mumbles some shit about talking to the Manager and I told him to go ahead.

So about 20 minutes later I am sitting at the table and his son sits down in front of me and he sits to the right. He opens up this briefcase and pulls out a Walther PPK and sits it on the table pointing at me. Two different weapons (loaded) all in the same day,

I told him to put it away and if he ever pointed another weapon at me I would shoot his dumb inbred ass dead without a second thought.

He actually complained about it and was told to not speak to me, of me or get near me. It was also explained to him to not ever have a weapon in the lobby that is not in a case and all the warnings he had been given that if he got his ass beat, if not shot it was all on him...

People can be pretty pathetic ....

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
4 years 16 weeks ago, 7:49 PM

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Eyes

I have heard a lot of BS come out of the mouth. But I always try to get close enough to look straight into the eyes. Then you know if they been places and seen things or it is just BS coming out of the mouth.

4 years 16 weeks ago, 9:09 AM

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Not always, shug

Not everybody who has been through rough times has that thousand yard stare or haunted look. Some people are wired differently. My wife says I need to go see the wizard, but other than an occassional nervous tic around my mouth, my outward appearance isn't any different from before, even when I'm using past experiences as examples during training.

I know I've had some dumb gun conversations, but I can't remember a single one. I'll usually correct people if they make small mistakes about weapons, but I'm pretty good at doing it in a condescending way, but if someone is just way off and it's obvious that they're talking out their ass to be part of a conversation, I usually just talk over them and continue on

When I graduated infantry AIT and airborne school, I was on my way home in Class-A's with my maroon beret, my completely incorrect infantry school patch (I didn't know, I was a new private), jump boots, and blue cord, me and a guy from my hometown who went together were waiting to board a Greyhound bus. A guy behind us asked if we were in the army. Captain obvious, right? We said yes, he asked what we did, we said we were infantry, and he said "Yeah? I was infantry too". Of course, our bullshit meter was pegged already, so I threw out the only other MOS I knew and sad "Infantry, huh? 88 mike, right?" He said, yeah, man, 88 mike". 88M is the MOS for truck driver.

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4 years 15 weeks ago, 9:53 PM

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and you just happened to be looking that direction and don't have a fucking clue what look she is speaking of?

Wife calls it dead eyes... but shit, ain't dead, just ain't in the room at that moment...

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
4 years 16 weeks ago, 11:32 AM

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well

just recently my neighbor invited me to a local bar..Now I have'nt been to a bar in ages so i said WTF and went I did'nt even know what to wear so i threw on my GS tee-shirt and a pair of jeans.Well it was crowded and a sausage fest. ( HARDLY ANY WOMEN)this dude comes up to me and says he knew the gunsite on my shirt. He goes on to tell me he goes on from time to time. Now its really loud in the bar and i can barely hear what he's saying so i do allot of " uh huh"ing and " really?" he then says he knows this member name Dave whose kinda out there and likes to get drunk and put a loade Glock in his mouth for drinks. I 'M LIKE WHAT? YOU MEAN rUNAWAYGUNS? He's like yeah i think thats what he calls himself.i told him " ur full of shit dude. for one he's stationed somewhere in Cuba i think and this dude is a gun-expert. he would never stick a Glock in his mouth!!!The guy looks at me all strange and says " i did'nt say Glock, I said Cock!!!!!..Man was i embarrassed.......

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4 years 15 weeks ago, 9:15 PM

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ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn, that burnt so bad I can smell it here... LOL

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
4 years 16 weeks ago, 11:48 AM

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FUCK YOU, EBEAR!!!

That was some funny shit. Since you have amused me today, clown, I'll use the normal 12-inch studded dildo on your ass instead of the 120-grit wrapped tractor-trailer I was going to use. And the next few meskins I shoot will be clean kills instead of gutshots. You're welcome.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 16 weeks ago, 12:26 PM

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I was on a forum and a guy stsrted talking about how the Navy Seals had 5.56 rounds that put out over 5,000 ft/lbs of energy and - wait a minute. THAT WAS HERE!! We have had some dumbasses, huh? Like that gay meskin union homo who couldn't figure out how to put his AK back together. Man, what a loser. Couldn't figure out a gun designed to be figured out by soviet farmers. Glad he's gone. He brought the average IQ down by about 130 points or so.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 16 weeks ago, 12:40 PM

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4 years 16 weeks ago, 1:46 PM

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In college last week I was talkin to a some guy in my Carpentry class about AK's. Well I asked him what kind od "K" does he have and he says russian type. So I say nice sounds cool. Then he starts bragging about how he can hit anything with his "CHINESE" AK so I am like I thought you said it was Russian? He says thats what I said? So I say no you said Chinese right then. Then he says never mind the details I could out shoot you with my RUSSIAN AK. (At this point I am trying to hold back my smart ass-ness) I said if you say so kid. Then he goes on saying that he could hit any moving target at any range with his "CHINESE" AK. So I said Get your Fuckin fact straight is it a CHINESE AK or RUSSIAN AK?!?! He then says I dont know. So im like forget it and went on the other side of the house we are building and just ignored him.

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4 years 15 weeks ago, 9:51 PM

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I just want to scare them....

or

If I am ever in the position that I have to shoot anyone, I'll just wound them cause I couldn't live with myself if I did that...

and on and on....

No sir, he fell into that bullet... Never argue with a stupid person. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!!
4 years 15 weeks ago, 8:28 AM

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