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5 years 49 weeks ago, 10:58 AM

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You Gotta Love Texans

T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman
from Midland , TX , was asked on a local live radio talk
show, just what he thought of the allegations of torture of
the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from
the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT: 'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's
nuts to a car's battery cables will save just one Texas
GI's life, then I have just three things to say,'
'Red is positive, Black is negative, and Make sure his
nuts are wet.'

5 years 49 weeks ago, 11:13 AM

Anonymous

i will loan you a set!and a bucket of water.if it keeps my country,my family and my friends safe then crank up the sparky!

5 years 49 weeks ago, 11:16 AM

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Oooh boy.

Gotta love that kind of "patriotism".

5 years 49 weeks ago, 11:20 AM

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"The Democratic Party Essay"

5 years 49 weeks ago, 11:26 AM

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YOU TWO

NEED TO GET A ROOM...LOL

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 11:28 AM

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lmao!

5 years 49 weeks ago, 11:29 AM

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LOL

SAMD ARE YOU BLUSHING??????.....HOMO!!!!

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 11:32 AM

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Not really ebear.

Just a tad sophmoric isn't it? She is a worthy adversary who doesn't mince her words. She is a confused Liberal looking for a way out of the dark. Are you going to scare her off too?

5 years 49 weeks ago, 11:34 AM

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LOL

OK OK SAM.IM SORRY JANE:(...........WHO HAVE I SCARED OFF?

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 12:50 PM

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Confused liberal?

I think not. Since no one else on this board can be bothered to do it, I'm simply doing my part to throw shit/mud/whatever the substance is now back at people who are quite good at doing so when theres no one around to disagree.

5 years 49 weeks ago, 12:52 PM

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jane

wayyyyy, before you came on this site Iwas fighting the good fight.All alone surrounded by Steadfast Republicans, at the end of the day when Obama won, nobody backed down or gave and inch. We all decided to get back to more important things...namely guns and boobies.But now here we go again.weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:00 PM

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ebear

Well, I've seen a good deal of "THEM EVIL GOD DAMN DEMS!" without much rebuttal, so I assumed that no one else here took up the reigns. I thank you for your previous service, and your welcome to retire from your position if arguing with people who budge at about the rate of uphill molasses is getting tiresome. I'm enjoying my role here enough that I'll be sticking to it until republicans stop using this site.

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:03 PM

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i aint goin' nowhere!everyone else knows that and now you do too!since you are such a devout democrat,why do the dems want to take away our gun rights?why are you/they so afraid that we the people have guns?what are you afraid of?

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:10 PM

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Jane is afraid of..

Spiders, mostly. Thats why I keep a loaded Taurus Raging Bull with me at night.

In all seriousness, I hope you were kidding. The government as a whole has been gradually eroding the right of private citizens to bear arms as a matter of self preservation. When the time comes for the preamble to close and the curtains of our stage opened, they won't want people shooting back.

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:04 PM

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jane

if you'll ever learn anything about me its this........I LOVE A GOOD FIGHT...BUT by all means please continue.....but you are in for it..these elephants aint going anywhere soon.lol

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:07 PM

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ebear Jane is just

sytasyn-syn, with a brazilian wax and spell checker...

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:08 PM

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oooooh shit

lmao!!!!!!!!!priceless!!!!

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:14 PM

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Yet you have a Taurus Raging Bull .44 magnum for killing spideys. Look out behind you here comes John Goodman... LOL You are an anethma. p.s. do you wax?

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:18 PM

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Humor stumbles, then.

Clearly I don't own a .44 magnum for killing spiders, that would be silly.

Nothing less then 10 gauge slugs is fit to hunt spiders with.

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:15 PM

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jane, tell the truth

are you REALLY 18 YEARS OLD?

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:19 PM

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Am I 18?

Of course not. If you looked at my profile, I'm clearly -18.

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:21 PM

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OH

I MAY NEED GLASSES...........MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT I GUESS...TOO MUCH.........OH NEVER-MIND............OK WHAT ABOUT THE WAXING?

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:24 PM

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Waxing?

I think not. My day isn't so busy that I lack time in which to groom myself and I have a marked dislike of ripping hairs out by the roots.

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:25 PM

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SAMD

WANTED TO KNOW......I THINK HE WAXES

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:37 PM

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At my age, I only wax

my ear lobes and nose hairs...

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:41 PM

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YEAH

SOMETIMES I WAX POETIC

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:48 PM

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Actually..

I used to wax until there was a perfectly smooth surface. It was a bit of a pain and I had to do it about once every week, but my roomates chipped in for the wax and I got nothing but compliments on how things looked after I "tidied up".

But then I moved into a place with a tile floor.

/joke

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:51 PM

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hmmmm

waxing+ roomates= boing!!!!

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 6:01 PM

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Hah.

I hope you actually got the joke there.

5 years 49 weeks ago, 6:03 PM

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yeah yeah

i got it, but I turned it around to make it interesting to me.

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:30 PM

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This is what I would expect from texas. I will loan a few Batteries and jumper cables as well. My heart will always belong to Texas.

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:31 PM

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WHO

DOES YOUR ASS BELONG TO?

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:40 PM

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Ebear

My wife LOL. So does my balls LOL

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:41 PM

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LOL

GOOD ANSWER.......WHATS UP SNAKE?????

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:47 PM

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Nothing much ebear

Just workin on a forend for that 410 greaspaws sent me. And looking at the gun magazines he sent me aswell. Whats up your way????????

5 years 49 weeks ago, 1:49 PM

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nothing but cold snake

im glad you liked the rifle.....you lucky bastard

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 2:00 PM

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Ebear

it a scatter gun not a rifle LOL. Its the one greasypaws cleaned up for me. The weather is cold here too. it was 0 degrees the last 4 nights.

5 years 49 weeks ago, 2:02 PM

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snake!!!!!

scatter-gun , rifle whats the fn diff?

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 2:09 PM

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EBEAR!!!!!!!!!!

Rifles have RIFLED Barrels and Scatter(Shotguns) guns have smooth bore. But the things that make them similar are the fact they go BOOM!!!!

5 years 49 weeks ago, 2:19 PM

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yeah

boom is cool

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5 years 49 weeks ago, 2:27 PM

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yup

its all true.

5 years 48 weeks ago, 11:12 PM

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A bunch of young punks who missed out on the real war, they got stuck kicking cages and wanted to act like tough guys. Prison is the right place for them, as all they did was give the insurgents a rallying cry and more reason not to surrender. It wasn't that big a deal, but of course propaganda made it out to be. There was a good video called Voices of Iraq where some company gave 150 digital camcorders out to Iraqis to film their life without western journalists present. One segment had a group of old men who had been in prison while Saddam was in power. They were talking about the Abu Ghraib thing and one of the guys said he wished torture under Saddam's people involved being stripped naked and having a woman take pictures of her playing with his dick. He said it wasn't torture and that was the first time he'd ever heard of a powerful nation apologizing for something. The Soldiers were wrong and stupid, but the worst part was how the government handled it. Instead of apologizing and taking the criticism, why didn't they show the pictures from Abu Ghraib and then show the video of Nick Berg getting his head sawed off? That would show the type of people we're dealing with and make the point that nothing our people do will be bad enough to lose the "moral highground".

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5 years 48 weeks ago, 4:26 AM

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I am tired of Americans having to be the good guys. We always have to set the example for everyone else, and I say that it is time to turn people into examples. If we were to actually start kicking ass and taking names maybe theses third world scum would learn a lesson.

“If ever time should come,when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of it's experienced Patriots to prevent it's ruin."Samuel Adams
5 years 48 weeks ago, 5:25 AM

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This guy needs

to run for President.

Bechtel in 2012. SamD will you be the V.P.

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