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5 years 7 weeks ago, 7:51 PM

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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core?beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya’ are.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
5 years 7 weeks ago, 7:54 PM

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well shit

im a fn redneck!!!!

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5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:08 PM

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ebear I thought

ebear wrote:
im a fn redneck!!!!

you were a wet back? LMAO

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:11 PM

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lol

si.....but i have many of those qualities....and hell my social security number once belonged to a red neck....

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5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:12 PM

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lol ebear

just as long as it wasn't mine.

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:13 PM

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photo

ya never know....fraud has no concience

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5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:22 PM

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tell me about it ebear

I'm a victim of fraud, damn I didn't know how many buisnesses I started and I haven't got a dime out of them.

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:24 PM

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wow

sorry to hear that

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5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:01 PM

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I AM A REDNECK!

HELL YA!

5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:09 PM

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Hell greasy

you're the freaking poster child for red necks lol

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:03 PM

Anonymous

cocked,locked and ready to rock!put one in the pump station.no more argument!phoobear,you want to help a soldier?email me for info.greasypaws@rainierconnect.com just check it out before you say no.please

5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:04 PM

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photobear

greasypaws@rainierconnect.com

5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:31 PM

Anonymous

i knows it.

5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:37 PM

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lol greasy

didn't say it was a bad thing lol

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:45 PM

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But I sure am a prince. I stand for all of that stuff and I am teaching my stepson how to respect his elders. Lemme tell ya, that is one helluva job somethimes. Hey, but we are working on it.

I love our men and women in the Armed Forces, past, present and future.

I still refer to Jesus' birthday as Christmas.

I still get a bit misty when they play the National Anthem. And if you want me to choke back some tears, just play Ray Charles America the Beautiful. That one gets me every time.

Yeah, I'm a redneck and damned proud of it.

Go ahead punk, Make My Day!
5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:49 PM

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bluesharp

email me.the address i have wont let me send.greasypaws@rainierconnect.com

5 years 7 weeks ago, 8:51 PM

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Ok

OK

Go ahead punk, Make My Day!
5 years 7 weeks ago, 9:19 PM

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I'm a redneck

I was born a redneck, & I'll die a redneck. It's a way of life.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
5 years 7 weeks ago, 4:31 AM

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If you own a gun your a redneck.

Ron Paul 2012 III
5 years 7 weeks ago, 9:14 AM

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ME AND PAW, WE ANT PUTTIN DOWN OUR CORN PIPES NO HOW

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable

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