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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:07 AM

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Right before we got hit with the virus, we had one of those little boxes with a red X show up on our home page. So like the fool i am i opened it.. least tried to..

Then i got to explain to Gloria how im not really into to barn yard bestiality.. (ok .. couple chickens when your hard up.. you guys know how if you put thier heads in a drawer and slam it just when your "there". they get to flopping on ya..) anyway out side of that its just not me, and I'm talking about stuff that makes old Chicken Dick look tame..

Bout that time the images changed from porn to really odd stuff, and a little windows warning came up, accompanied by an add trying to sell anti virus stuff.. Pretty cool actually.. Here they come in piggy backed on something, then try to sell protection to keep themselves out..

As the wife is smarter than i am we heeded the warnings and didn't get on line, (yep i wanted to) this saved us a lot of trouble, and were told kept everything secure. So off i go to Prescott with the tower. That was two weeks ago.. I called a couple of times, and got the feeling that if i called a third time it was just gonna take longer, and cost more. It turned out to be one and a half hours labor, and a bit over a bill.. but obviously could have been way worse.

They called last Friday to let us know it was done, but as they arent into actually WORKING thier closed on weekends and not open late on Friday so we just got it back tonight.

I passed the word to Vaq to let you guys know what was up so guessing this is old news.. at least i got some stuff done around the place.. drank less beer and did more work than i have since last summer.. but i really did miss you guys.. Funny how that works, maybe more cause were so rural, and really not a lot of contact with others (i really do shower... once, sometimes twice a week..) but you get used to spending 2-4 hrs a day on here with you tramps, and telling you i honestly missed your goofy asses..

Have this image of new folks going WTF!.. anyway... Greg is back, well healthy, over worked and under beer'd (...?) so if you see any little boxes with a red X on your home page, don't try to open it... Less of course your wondering if a hogs penis actually rotates when mating..

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:08 AM

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greg

you need to be more careful with the porn sites!

"Proelium Comminus Auctoritate" "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash."
4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:43 AM

greg az

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laughing... really.. honest..

Fact actually, pretty sure we know when as it was an odd little e, and nothing to suggest it was spam (nor porn) the wife opened it, and thats when we got the little square...

the time was the big thing.. don't like throwing money away, but shesssh two weeks for repair..

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:47 AM

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Yeah sure greg,

that 'midget porn' will get you every time.....ha ha ha! Great to have ya' back!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 10:21 AM

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I had even scoured the Obit columns and hoped for the best, that I wouldn't find you.

My laptop got a virus also. Go to HippoFile.com and download MalwareBytes. It is the anti virus program that the Pros use. Run a full scan the first time then a quick scan weekly.
Anyway glad you are well albeit a few hundred shorter. Could be worse.

samD

4 years 26 weeks ago, 11:08 AM

greg az

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Believe me the padre is glad to be back.. that whole "real" world thing is the Pitts... shit ya have to work, and not half as much fun as you dudes..

Schuyler.. sorry about hijacking your post mike, it was the lamest of the ones i had to chose from last night.. snake shot.. sheesh.

anyway glad to be back.. have to disappear for a bit, but now that the pc's back to normal (have the malware caper Sammy) will see you guys later

Hamp is you a married hamptramp or what ?

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:49 PM

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'married hamptramp'

Yes I am, had to set up my 'man cave' in the basement......not allowed to reload in the living room anymore, wierd...huh?

Man cave

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 12:30 PM

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I just figured out how to post pic's in threads.
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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:57 PM

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Now that is nice

That is pretty good there. HampsterW what was the first gun you looked at and you said i got to have it.

4 years 26 weeks ago, 2:06 PM

HampsterW

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Badgirl, not really

I did a fair amount of research before I decided on this gun. It is a Rock river Arms Government model.

http://www.gunsandammo.com/content/rock-river-government-model?packedarg...

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 2:17 PM

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I see

well you did good , doing Research does help. sometimes I think, I have to many question, But please let me know if I keep going on and on, please stop me. thank you nice.

4 years 26 weeks ago, 3:16 PM

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Hampster

HampsterW wrote:
I did a fair amount of research before I decided on this gun. It is a Rock river Arms Government model.

http://www.gunsandammo.com/content/rock-river-government-model?packedargs=recid%253D1198098376868

The add on's are:
Surefire handguards: 245.00
GG&G rear flip up sight: 85.00
EoTech optical sight: 508.00
Hogue grip: 35.00
tac sling: 30.00
Surefire M9 light: 108.00
case: 35.00

Total 1046.00

2,349.99
-1046.00

1303.99

But you can buy just the rifle for around 950.00

You could also have the Colt 6940 with the same package for a little less and a better rifle.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:17 PM

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Greg

Glad that you're back and that you're OK.
Sam had a good idea in scanning the obits. If I'd seen your name, I was going to go down and try to claim some of your stuff.
And tell us, DOES A HOG'S DICK ROTATE DURING INTERCOURSE?
Inquiring minds want to know!

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 26 weeks ago, 1:45 PM

greg az

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Pretty sure im not in any.. actually i didn't get to see the porn, heard this "shriek" from the den, and thought Gloria had won the lottery are discovered a certain pistola i bought last year during a "no buy" time frame.. anyway, the stuff that kept popping up after that was more on the weird side than porn..

Re: hog dicks, I had always heard that as a kid, honestly don't know.. Sorta figure If i ever stray out side of the female primate category, im leaving the animal kingdom alone and go straight to plants..sometimes those rhododendrons look sorta appealing..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.

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