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4 years 15 weeks ago, 7:45 PM

Vaquero

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Zipper

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
Aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
Come up to the height of the first step of the bus..

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
Driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
Thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
Behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
Second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
To unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing
Behind her picked her up easily by the waist
And placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the
Would-be Samaritan
And yelled,
'How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled,
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
But after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
4 years 15 weeks ago, 7:49 PM

zx12rmike

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Good one

Good one

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4 years 15 weeks ago, 8:11 PM

Anonymous

HA!

That caught the snakester off guard!!!

4 years 15 weeks ago, 8:59 PM

Vaquero

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g'night guys

I've dished out and taken in all I can stand.
Bed time.

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4 years 15 weeks ago, 9:00 PM

zx12rmike

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Nite Vaq, I'm about done myself

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4 years 15 weeks ago, 7:32 AM

HampsterW

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Now that is funny

shit!!!!!

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