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smartphones and Apps

all right i retired my rotary,shrugged of the PRC-25 for the last time,and went out and bought a smartphone,a Droid Bionic.It's a great phone so far,couple pots of coffee later and i had managed ...

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something for Hamp

Hey Hamp, you need to get one of these shirts http://7.62x54r.net/MosinID/MosinHumor.htm clint

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SNAKE & DUM CHIC

Madison police spokesman Joel DeSpain said the 31-year-old woman was attending a book club meeting Jan. 19 at another member's home and decided to take Annie, a 12-year-old ball python measuring ...

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Bar's open

The beer is cold and the women are hot! (missing but hot nonetheless) Drag up a chair and shoot the bull.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks..... "What does that ...

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THE UNDERTAKER'S BLACK EYE

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" asked his wife. "I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in ...

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If they're ok, then it's you!

THE STATISTICS ON SANITY SAY THAT ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE PERSONS IS SUFFERING FROM SOME SORT OF MENTAL ILLNESS. THINK OF YOUR TWO BEST FRIENDS. The Statistics on Sanity claim that one out of every ...

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Great Day!

When I got up this AM I had an e-mail waiting for me from my buddy Shon who has been in A-stan. He landed at Ft. Bragg last night and will be stationed at MacDill AFB with SOC. Sure glad he made ...

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This cop can shoot

SANTA MARIA, Calif. – A Santa Maria police officer was shot and killed Saturday by a fellow officer who was trying to arrest him for suspected sexual misconduct with a minor, the Santa Maria Times ...

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Ice dam damage

Misery loves company so I thought that I would share.....lol Two days ago I had the pleasure of walking into my laundry room to find that the Sheetrock was sagging in a big way, obviously water is ...

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Dr's visit

An 68 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "Sam, everything looks great. How areyou doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace ...

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THE 2011 DARWIN AWARDS

You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2011 Darwin Awards: Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man ...

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Attitude Check

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Word for the day

LIQUIDITY Definition: Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds and piss your pants!

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It's Over - It's Over, good song title

Well it is officially over after 32 years of wedded blis. Wife say's that she is unhappy and is moving to Florida and I wasn't invited. She will be living near her 2 dtrs from a Prev marriage and ...

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Anyone ever seen the series America: The story of us ?

Great little documentary about our country from the very beginning. Seems to have all the facts right, Im on episode 10 out of 12. Just wonder if anyone else has seen this and what they thought of ...

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Dogs

Charlie the 'great Pyrenees' and Amy the 'pit bull' at play. (click for larger picture)

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Computer

At the beginning of last year, I was in the market for a new desk top computer, old one was waaay out of date (read: slower than shit) so anyhoo, after pricing around ($800-$1500 for what I ...

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Obama Impersonator

You may remember Steve Bridges as the guy who imitated George Bush on the Jay Leno Show. He has now started imitating Obama and REALLY does it well. The Administration has tried to put a stop to ...

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if you're bored

stare at the red dot on the girl's nose for 30 seconds then look at a blank wall or ceiling and start blinking your eyes now you can see in color

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RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, ...

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THE $$$$MILLION$$$$ (1,000,000.00) DOLLAR QUESTION ??????

You have a $1,000,000.00 to send on your (goodies) rifles,pistols,ammo,Accessories,knifes,etc. So what do you buy? EX: 100 AR's = $20,000.00 Ammo = $ $50,000.00 Accessories $ 20,000.00 so take ...

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Welfare Office

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." ...

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Padre's .. 1854 hr ramble for 23 Jan, year of our Lord 2012

OK GUYS. this is gon'a be a shorty.. (can ya see this coming from like F'n Peru) said the john to the prostitute.. Your telling me says the pro to the John.. Don't ask.. been "quite" a day.. Thank ...

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Potentially Good QOD...................................

As we continue to observe and sometimes marvel at the events unfolding from the Republican Primary elections, the thought occurred to me that I have been viewing such shennanigans since about ...

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yawl be safe, I need to try and sleep... 6 hours in the last 72 isn't getting it.

Starting to see double so, guess I should take a hint and see about sleeping! be safe and see ya soon.

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Okay guys I go under the knife Monday

Monday morning I will be having my surgery, saw the doctor that will be doing the surgery, he gave me liquid Lortab what a great guy

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Good example of a Brain Study:

If you can read this you have a strong mind: 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND ...

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BBQ Chicken

I'm roasting 2 chickens to feed the kids. That's the easiest part. I also had to make up a batch of BBQ sauce. Best darn sauce I've ever used. That has kept me jumping from the computer to the ...

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I must have missed this

I don't know if this news was posted before, I couldn't find it. http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/local_news/Shooting-Expert-Faces-Mo...

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