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cute teacup yorkie puppies for adoption

male and female teacup yorkie puppies for a good and caring home contact katty.stanley@yahoo.com for more information

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REDNECK FISHING...

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well- known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do ...

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Can you Liberals Read???

I never heard of Dr. Rogers, but he was a very prominent Southern Baptist Minister, and I would say that he is spot on.

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ReD SHIRT FRIDAY

Red Shirt If the red shirt thing is new to you, read below how it went for one man... Sent to me by a Friend! Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine Sergeant ...

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For greasypaws and others a funny

Lord, They're Finally Together She married and had 12 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 6 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 4 more ...

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What our kids are learning in school

I wondered why the schools are not sending homework back home with the kids anymore, and I found out why. They are teaching them absolute shit in the public school system. My boy brought home ...

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AMISH FARMER

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin ...

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Please help me in choosing web hosting

Hi everyone, I am sorry for possible offtopic, but I need your help in find new web hosting provider as soon as possible, because my current host (bluehost.com) is kicking me off, they say 'your ...

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American troops in Afghanistan through the eyes of a French OMLT infantryman

If you ever hear one of those Yupi-hippy-pseudolibertarian idiots talk smack about our military and how we are viewed by people of other countries. Shove this article in their faces.

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What our Nation's Youngsters are learning

I was watching MTV for a little bit last night, I hardly never watch MTV, and there was this dude who looked like he was military, anyways he was saying that he is having problems sleeping, and ...

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1955?

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom ...

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WoW !!!!!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,487911,00.html

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There's some things better left undiscovered

Ok, to paint the picture, I work for EMS/FIRE, and in the 3+ years that I have been doing this, there has been many different medicals, tragic calls, trauma calls, I have seen beheaded people, ...

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CEMETERY ESCORT DUTY

CEMETERY ESCORT DUTY > > I just wanted to get the day over with and > go down to Smokey's. Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw > the time, 1655. Five minutes to go ...

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In Indiana from Kentucky

I'm out of electric from the ice storm we had in Western Kentucky. We have been out since Jan. 27 and they are telling us we will be without power for a month or more. So, I'm at my Mom's in ...

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Women

Okay so here's something funny that I heard the other day, this has to do with women and how picky they can be. So here's the platform for the joke There is a department store but this is no ...

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Illinois State bureaucracy causing problems for gun owners

State bureaucracy causing problems for gun owners Feb. 03, 2009, 10:33 am By Pete Nickeas The Daily Journal Springfield Bureau 217-525-8207 SPRINGFIELD -- Illinois gun owners could fall prey ...

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Mommy why?

Little Barry says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replies, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that fucking party, you're lucky ...

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Bet he wished he was ln a static line!

COLUMBIA, S.C. – Strapped to his dying instructor a few thousand feet from the ground on his first skydive, Daniel Pharr found himself floating toward a house and some trees. The military taught ...

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Vocabulary word for the day

Vocabulary word for the day LIQUIDITY A definition: Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds and wet your pants!

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FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: Please enjoy and understand the following ? ? ? ? 1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE ...

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CHARLIE IS IN ROOM 233

Charlie gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Charlie replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you ...

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CMP Shooting Match May 2 - 10, 2009

Registration Open for 2009 East­ern CMP Games and Creedmoor Cup Matches. The Official Program for the 3rd 2009 Eastern CMP Games and Creed­moor Cup Matches that will take place at Camp Butner, ...

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Obituary

Obituary Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ...

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Requiem for GreasyPaws.

Poor GP may he RAF (rest after work) I am proud of you my man. Keep it up and in 30 years when I am 95, you too can retire! Remember, "Work is the curse of Drinking Class." Welcome back, we've ...

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For Schuyler & LLE and all others who love our language

Lovers of the English language enjoy this. It is an example of why people learning English have trouble. Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. This two-letter word in ...

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Welfare Whores

I grew up living in trailers and not having much. My mom was a single mother raising five kids, working at a factory. She was on food stamps for a while, and even as a kid, I had too much pride ...

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Beer discusion - whats your brew

I like beer. I really do not drink very much anymore since I had children. But when I booze I get exactly what I want. Quality not quantity. Top 10 Beers 1. Sam Adams Strawberry Wheat 2. Molsen ...

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Excellent question....

I'm confused. How can nearly 2 million blacks get into Washington DC in sub zero temps in 1 day when 200,000 couldn't get out of New Orleans at 85 degrees with four days notice?

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the Inauguration

The tally is in! Two million people attended the Inauguration of our new president. Only 14 missed work !

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