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Idiot sightings

IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, ...

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To Damn Funny

T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Newcastle, NSW was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply ...

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Stock Advice

Many people are looking for financial advice during these hard economic times. Normally, however, we avoid offering advice regarding buying or selling stocks. But as President Obama prepares to ...

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Little did we know the word Obama is an acronym.

OBAMA = One Big Ass Mistake, America!

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Leroy

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. "WOW!" the social worker exclaims. "Are they all yours?'' "Yep, they're all mine." the flustered momma sighs, having heard that ...

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Favorite "Gun" Movie

The movie you always put in the DVD player, when you want to see some gunplay. Mine is Last Man Standing with Bruce Willis.

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Alarming Statistic

Consider the following: According to the U.S Department of Human and Health Services, A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000 B) The number of accidental deaths caused by ...

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I'm back you lucky people!

I'm back, you lucky people! LOL I got back home in Kentucky last night. I have power again.:) I'm living back in 2009, and not 1800.LOL Man, it sucks not having power. Missed getting to talk to ...

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A little late for Valentines' Day

Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade &tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish,' she ...

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Trade a gun for a rose

Sat Feb 14, 4:09 pm ET COLUMBIA, S.C. – Police in South Carolina gave away roses on Valentine's Day. All you had to do to get one for your sweetie was turn in a gun. Hoping to get the weapons off ...

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Plane crashed but I missed the flight- Does anyone believe in Divine intervention?

Last thursday I was doing a job in Newark NJ. I could not take my flight back to Buffalo because I has system trouble. I was so pissed not making it back home because my wife had plans for ...

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recon vs sniper

take a recon expert - expertise on stealth and demolitions- and a sniper. put them in a field- 2 man in - 1 man comes out. who is the victor

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Child molester and sexual Offender locator

For all of you concerned parents, grandparents and patriots. This location is available free to you! You can put in your address or that of your grandchildren and can locate sexual predators, ...

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Who is the Fed Mole?

Okay, so with all the discussion and various ideas on who should die and when the war should start and so on, there has got to be a fed amongst us. Who is it? My pick is either myself or ebear. ...

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thought this was funny

for you married folks... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Zl9t8o6Es

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Red Dawn

Starting to look like a real possability?

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This is tooooooooo weird!

This is tooooooooo weird! Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add a few more letters, it actually spells out: "Fuck off and go home all you ...

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Navy V. the Marines

An old Navy Chief and an old Marine Gunny were sitting at the VFW arguing about who'd had the tougher career. "I did 30 years in the Corps,' the Marine declared proudly, and fought in three of my ...

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High pressure day at work

I know know what many Americans have been feeling a lot lately. Today at work they started calling people in one at a time laying them off. Everyone was quiet as a bunch of church mice just ...

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Flight 1549 Pilot honored

Flight 1549 Captain Sullenberger now has a cocktail named after him. The "Sully." Two shots of Grey Goose with a splash of water.

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New truck

A friend bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because he couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the ...

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Indian Hindu Tech. Support

Ill Will http://www.illwillpress.com/tech42.html

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Frank Sinatra Sings "Stranger's on My Flight"

http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm Listen to it, laugh and love it

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how to easily end the war on terror

instead of dropping them costly missiles, why not drop them tons and tons of pork products? lets see those bastards then lol

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Three dead bodies turn up at mortuary

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. The Coroner tells the Inspector, "First body ...

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Way way off topic, Those Amish Heaters

So as I am freezin in my front room, I was thinking about those Heat Surge Amish made heaters, they look hell of cool, and would probably save money, rather than turning on my central heat which ...

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Cool piece of history

The origins of the Gadsden flag, U.S. Navy, and U.S. Marine Corps The seal from a 1778 $20 bill from Georgia. The financial backing for these bills was property seized from loyalists. The motto ...

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Is there anyone on this site who is willing to help me?

I created a non-profit organization over six years ago that is dedicated to providing needed services to disabled people who live in northern California in Contra Costa County. I am working with ...

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Funny story

COLLINSVILLE, Illinois - Pranksters in at least three states are messing with electronic road signs meant to warn motorists of possible traffic problems by putting drivers on notice about Nazi ...

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Divorce and Separation Agreement -- sent to me by greasypaws, thanks gp

Divorce and Separation Agreement -- Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

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