the 15 rules of sex in which number 14 applies to all gunslot members

the 15 rules of sex in which number 14 applies to all gunslot members

1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2.Nothing improves with age.

3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

4.Sex has no calories.

5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

8.No sex with anyone in the same office.

9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

10.A man in the house is worth two in the street.

11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

12.Virginity can be cured.

13.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

14.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

15.The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

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4 years 47 weeks ago, 2:28 PM

Shakleford

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Think Runaway......

might have a problem with #14!!

"Two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I feel. One is the colors that fly high and proud the red the white the blue.The other ones got a rattlesnake with a simple statement made, Don’t Tread On Me is what it says"
4 years 47 weeks ago, 2:32 PM

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Shak

Good point ebear is a bit more crazy than runs.

Revised: 14 applies to all members except runawaygunz and ebear.

4 years 47 weeks ago, 2:34 PM

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#11 is Runs favorite at the dog pound!

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4 years 47 weeks ago, 2:39 PM

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#12 can be

cured with a Peniscillon injection!

"Two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I feel. One is the colors that fly high and proud the red the white the blue.The other ones got a rattlesnake with a simple statement made, Don’t Tread On Me is what it says"
4 years 47 weeks ago, 4:21 PM

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is Number 8. Number 14 is impossible for any man. All women are fucking crazy, bipolar bitches.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
4 years 47 weeks ago, 5:38 PM

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#15

too true

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 46 weeks ago, 7:25 AM

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#15

15 is dead on, but it applies in both directions

If a man can make you mad just by talking, then he is far brighter than you.
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